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Interview: Seth MacFarlane

Listen to Gavin's interview with Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy, Ted) about his new movie A Million Ways to Die in the West...
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It's been four years since we've seen Angelina Jolie in anything and the last time we did it was in one of the biggest box office failures of the year.  I understand that she's a mother of 40 kids and when you're married to Brad Pitt you don't have to be the bread-winner but c'mon, Angie!  We miss you!  Well, we miss seeing you because as far as your movies go, you actually don't have a stellar record of making good ones.  I know it's hard to believe but pull up her IMDB page and check it out for yourself.  She's someone we love as Hollywood royalty without ever really earning it.  That's not to say she's not a great actress because she is. In fact, she's one of the only great things about Maleficent.

The titular character of this re-telling of Sleeping Beauty is interesting.  It's been 55 years since Walt Disney made this (which was a box office and critical failure at the time, mind you) and 317 years since the original source material was published.  Out of all the Disney villains, Maleficent consistently ranks at the top, which is why Disney decided to make this film.  However, when you go down the predicatble and dissapointing road of telling a story from a villain's perspective and make them a misunderstood softy-at-heart, you strip away everything that we loved about them in the first place.

See, there are villains that we love to hate and villains that we just plain hate; both are excellent for a story.  But when you make the villain the star and then also make them the sympathetic hero, it's not what we love about the character anymore.  Sure, they look the same and talk the same but they don't act the same.  That choice was crippling for this film.  Make Maleficent dark and twitsted and complicated.  I know it's Disney and they were even aiming for a PG rating (which I'm shocked they got), but if those are your guidelines, then don't make it.

Director Robert Stromberg seemed to throw any original vision he might have had out the window and instead tore pages from the playbook of Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland, HBO's Game of Thrones and even a little of James Cameron's Avatar.  That type of unoriginality should've been expected by a guy like Stromberg who never directed a single thing before this but was an Oscar-winning visual effects master.  He's used to having people tell him what their vision is and never had to come up with one himself.  I can't blame him for doing it this way since he's had over 20 years of experience doing just that.

Maleficent also wasn't helped by a good script either.  It has the slowest and soggiest middle I've seen in months, has shockingly sparce dialogue and crams in unwatchable scenes of levity provided by the three fairies.  Despite all that, Angelina Jolie is pretty great in it.  Her brief performance that features Maleficent's wings cut off is agonizingly sad for a PG-rated film.  Maybe I'm reading into it too much but I wonder if she pulled from her real life and what it was like to part with her breasts after her double mastectomy.  Knowing that she went through that makes that scene simply heartbreaking and perhaps the only magic found in an otherwise very forgettable film.

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Bill Murray Gives Advice at Bachelor Party

Bill Murray crashed a bachelor party in South Carolina and gave out some great marriage advice.

Watch video of his speech here:

Listen to the Wake Up Call talk about Bill Murray's advice here:
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50 Cent Throws Terrible First Pitch

50 Cent recently threw out the first pitch at a Mets game, and it was awful! Watch a video of his terrible throw here:

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X-Men: Days of Future Past

Let's all pretend for a second that we're not a tad exhausted with X-Men films.  Out of all the Marvel comic book characters, The Uncanny X-Men was the series that I got into the most as a kid.  I knew all the main characters and probably half of the 100 or so secondary characters.  I loved them for the action and appreciated the allegory for Civil Rights as I got older.  But even I have my limits and Fox has squeezed so much blood from the franchise that even vampires are saying "okay, enough is enough."

Imagine that X-Men: The Last Stand, X-Men Origins: Wolverine and The Wolverine didn't happen.  If you take those three terrible films out of the canon you're left with a film series that has been stellar.  Days of Future Past acts as a sequel and prequel to all of them but primarily the good ones that are left, X-Men, X2: X-Men United and X-Men: First Class, which I regard as one of the best superhero films ever made.  This is based on a storyline in the comic books that came out in the early '80s and is regarded as one of the best comic books ever made (although they tweaked it to accomodate which stars were more box office bait).  The film recognizes the gravity of that and does a damn good job of living up to the legend.

One of the most impressive things about it is that director Bryan Singer (the first two X-Men films, Superman Returns) convinced the entire cast of the original films and from First Class to return and star in Days of Future Past, which takes place in the 1970s and the 2020s.  That cast consists of Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Jennifer Lawerence, Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy.  It also features cameo performances from almost anyone who's ever played a mutant in any of the better films.  Simply pulling that off is impressive enough.

Since the movie involves time travel and alternate futures it might challenge some of the more passive viewers but I was impressed at how unconfusing they laid it all out.  The script is smart, witty and exciting.  The action sequences are some of the more impressive in the entire X-Men series, including one with a soon-to-be fan favorite Quicksilver that has one of the funniest and coolest scenes I've seen from any superhero movie ever.  The unfortunate part is that these moments of violent eye candy are too far apart.

Days of Future Past has a runtime of over two hours and is book-ended by awesomeness.  The middle of the film slows down to a near crawl and actually gets a little boring at times.  For some reason, First Class kept my attention the entire time despite being an entirely new cast from what we've seen.  I can only credit that to Matthew Vaughn (Kick-Ass, Layer Cake), who is a much better director than Singer.  I know that it was only fair that the man who started the series (and some could argue the reign of the comic book movie) 13 years ago be the one that's allowed to finish it.  Singer does a fine job and Days of Future Past is a great film; it just makes me wish I could get Kitty Pryde to send me back in time so I could get Vaughn to direct this instead.

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Before the screening of Blended began, I was talking with some of the other film critics that I was sitting with.  They are professionals and know what they're talking about; I, on the other hand, am not.  We were discussing Adam Sandler and his body of work.  I was being my usual charming self and was completely admitting that I'm biased against him and was going into this movie on the assumption that it was going to be as lousy as almost everything else he's ever done.  I know that's not how a film critic should act but I just couldn't help myself.  Despite all the chips that have accumulated on my shoulder for my opinion that never has someone made so much money on such little talent as Adam Sandler, the movie wasn't as bad as I thought.

I like Drew Barrymore.  She's not a good actress and never was but there's something adorable about her.  Sandler is such a black hole of talent, however, that he sucks her appeal out of her and into himself where it's crushed into nothingness.  The two of them are completely unbelievable as a romantic couple, just as they were in 50 First Dates.  That's not to say that they don't have chemistry; they do in the same way that brothers and sisters do.  It's good that you rarely see them kiss in Blended because when you do it's kinda icky.

The film is about two single parents who hate each other at first but through a wacky coincidence find themselves forced together on an African vacation and, sure enough, find out that they and their families are just what the other needed.  Sure I spoiled the ending a bit but if you don't see the entire movie spilled out in front of you in the first five minutes than you're a halfwit with no gauge for predictable patterns.  Just because it's as formuliac as Algebra doesn't mean that there isn't anything positive in it.  I thought it was nice to see Sandler and Barrymore stop pretending to be young, hip lovers and embrace the fact that they're both in their 40s and play those older parent stereotypes.

Director Frank Coraci has a certain style to his movies and that style is mainly suck.  He's responsible for films such as Here Comes the Boom, Waterboy, Zookeeper, and The Wedding Singer.  He's not bad at trying to replicate the directing style of Tamra Davis, who is the director who did Billy Madison.  That style of completely wacky, nonsensical comedy is not super easy to pull off and Coraci handles it but only in that he's copying her brand of film.

Despite fleeting moments that made me chuckle, the film had all the heart and humor of a commercial.  The entire thing felt like a two-hour-long episode of any crappy show you'd see on The Disney Channel.  I would be a jerk if I didn't say that the whole theater did laugh at a lot during the screening.  I know that Sandler has his audience and for what they like (mainly fart jokes and people falling down) Blended has it all.  I don't get it though.  It's not my sense of humor and frankly, I can't understand how it's anyone's who has graduated from 8th grade.

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Weird Bathroom Problems

Are there weird problems that happen in the bathroom at your work or school?

This sign comes from the bathrooms at EndFest:

Gavin saw this sign in a nightclub bathroom:

Listen to the Wake Up Call talk about the weirdest bathroom signs they've seen:
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My EndFest interview with Ed Sheeran!

It was an absolute pleasure getting to chat with Ed Sheeran before he took the stage at EndFest last Sunday.  You'll learn a lot about Ed, his music , his upcoming MTV documentary and so much more in this fun interview.  Hope you enjoy it!
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Four years ago Gareth Edwards directed a film called Monsters, which was about a journalist escourting a woman to the safe zone in the U.S. after an alien invasion.  The film was made for a very modest budget but looked like it was made for a massive one.  It was hailed by critics and took on a loyal cult following.  I hated it and thought it was boring; granted, that might have been because I watched it on my iPhone on a plane but I feel like I got enough sense of it to know it wasn't for me.  But Edwards impressed the right people with it because they gave him that massive budget to see what he could do to blow new blue, misty fire into Godzilla.

As much as I like monster movies, Godzilla never did much for me.  I understand that they're not well-made and that's part of their charm.  However, liking something because it's ironic or mastering the hipster art of appreciating things because they're bad was a skill I didn't aquire till a few years ago.  That being said, this version of Godzilla is pretty good.  The anticipation was high on the Internet, primarily from ardent loyalists to the canon, but after a slew of impressive trailers, even people like me got goosebumps.  That might have worked against it.

See, nothing is sadder than when a trailer is better than the movie and that's what we have here.  If you want to make a shallow monster/disaster film, that's totally fine with me.  I forget them the second after I see it but I enjoy them while I'm watching.  But the trailers promised more than that and Edwards had the reputation to deliver.  Combine that with the casting of Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad, Drive), Ken Wantanabe (The Last Samurai, Batman Begins) and Sally Hawkins (Blue Jasmine, An Education), all of which have won awards, I expect a script that is more than chaos.  It isn't.

That's why someone like Aaron Taylor-Johnson (Savages, the Kick-Ass movies) is the lead.  He's not a bad actor but he's not a good one either.  He's someone you would expect to see in a movie like Godzilla, much like Shia LaBeouf before he mistook himself for something important.  He, along with the gorgeous Elizabeth Olsen (Marcy Martha Mae Marlene, Oldboy), play the same husband/wife team you see in every disaster film.  That's because Godzilla, at its core, is nothing new and nothing different.

Make no mistake however that the imagery that Edwards shows is pretty spectacular and fun.  A lot of time and cash was spent making the destruction of San Francisco and Las Vegas look as real as possible and they succeed.  I wish I could tell you why the destruction scenes are more than just a giant lizard pushing buildings over but that would spoil one of the most pleasant surprises for a lot of people.  In what is shaping up to be a rather bland summer so far, Godzilla is a nice appetizer for what will hopefully be the main courses of Hollywood blockbusters still to come.

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Interview: Jason Isaacs

Listen to Gavin's interview with actor Jason Isaacs (Harry Potter, The Patriot) who's starring in NBC's mini-series Rosemary's Baby:
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