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This is Where I Leave You



Director Shawn Levy is pretty amazing. I don't mean he's amazing as in "he's an amazing director;" I mean he's amazing in that he can have a film with a really impressive cast and somehow make a terrible movie. If you go through his career, it's made up of wonderfully talented people like Steve Carell, Vince Vaughn, Tina Fey, Robin Williams, Owen Wilson, Steve Martin, Hugh Jackman and manages to make some of the worst films in each of their careers. This is Where I Leave You features another impressive cast and ruins it with that Shawn Levy curse.

Part of its failure isn't his fault. This is Where I Leave You has a script based on a book that is a story we've seen a million times. It's about a disfunctional family that has to come together for the funeral of the person who held them all together and they're not allowed to leave until they sort all their drama out. This has been done amazingly well and it's been done awfully bad. This is Where I Leave You is somewhere in the middle of those poles and I'm not sure if it could be done better than what we ended up with.

Jason Bateman (Horrible Bosses, Bad Words) stars with Tina Fey, Jane Fonda, Adam Driver (Girls), Corey Stoll (FX's The Strain, Midnight in Paris), Rose Byrne (Insidious, Bridesmaids), and Kathryne Hahn (Anchorman, Bad Words). It's an awesome cast that pulls off the disfunctional love very well. Fey is the weak link in this as she takes a turn at some heavy drama. As much as I love her, she can't fool anyone with her faux crying. Tina, you can sound like you're crying all you want but if we don't see some eye sweat, we're onto you. It's hard to say who the strongest link is but I think that award might go to Adam Driver who plays the black sheep so well that you can't not love him no matter how much you hate him.

If that sounds like a lot of characters, you're right. That's the biggest problem with the film is that there are too many people and each person has their own subplot that has to be arced and wrapped up at the end. This makes everything feel tedious and really drawn out. The movie is just 100 minutes but it feels like a three-hour epic by the time it's done. That takes us back to Shawn Levy not knowing when to say when. It also comes from a guy who wrote the screenplay based on his own book. I've never had the dream of adapting my book into a script but I'd imagine I would have a hard time cutting characters and stories, which is exactly what happened.

This is Where I Leave You is a harmless R-rated family dramedy that is generally enjoyed by most people on a date or middle age women looking for a night with girlfriends. If that's what you want, this should go down relatively nicely. But if you're looking for something original, well-formed, and swiftly paced...this isn't for you. Yes, you will laugh. Yes, you will cry. Yes, you will look at your watch to see how long you've been sitting there. And yes, you'll chuckle at the unintentional comedy of Tina Fey pretending to cry.

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Tusk



For those of you who may not remember the '90s, it was a rebirth in cinema. Before YouTube, digital cameras and iMovie made it possible for anyone to make a quality film, there was another time when filmmaking was plucked out of the hands of the elite and rocked by a handful of nobodies who made films for almost no money that spawned an entire genre. Guys like Edward Burns, Quentin Tarantino, Bryan Singer, Gus Van Sant and Kevin Smith were kings. Smith was one of the most notorious because his films cost the least, he made every aspect of them himself and he mostly cast his friends as the lead roles. He gained a reputation for being an amazing filmmaker with comedic talent that was sure to be cherished. That, however, was in the '90s and it's been 15 years since he's made a good movie and Tusk isn't quite breaking that losing streak.

There's part of me that doesn't want to tell you what Tusk is about because you'll instantly judge it for being the kind of nonsensical crap that should appear on the Syfy Channel or Netfilx streaming. On the other hand, I feel like you must know what it's about just so you're prepared. It's a simple, cliche story about a guy who gets captured by a crazy sadist in the wilderness and tortured as he's turned into a human hybrid of a walrus. Yeah. I know that sounds stupid and it is. But to understand the film's journey is to respect it a little bit more. See, Smith has a podcast and on one of the episodes he was joking about a movie with this plot and talks the entire film out in a humorously improvised monologue. That episode was so popular that his fans demanded he make that movie and, sure enough, he did.

Tusk stars Justin Long (Jeepers Creepers, Drag Me to Hell), Haley Joel Osment (The Sixth Sense, A.I.) and Michael Parks (Kill Bill, From Dusk Till Dawn). There's also a surprise A-list, Oscar-nominated actor who turns in one of the funniest performances of his career but I don't want to give it away because that would be rotten of me. The one thing I love the most about Tusk is that all these actors believed in Smith's vision and commit to the script with ironclad conviction. Long is forcing it at the beginning but once he becomes a victim, his agony is believed and his screams are pretty terrible. Parks, as well, is always spectacular to watch as his natural flow of dialogue seems so easy. His performance as the lunatic villain is downright joyful.

The problem with Tusk is, of course, Kevin Smith. Smith and Quentin Tarantino have had similar careers. They both came out of nowhere, were instantly hailed as saviors of cinema, given zero restrictions on their visions, amassed colossal egos and made successful films. The difference is that Tarantino has true talent and Smith does not. Yes, Kevin Smith has seen a lot of films but Tarantino is a student of the medium. Tarantino doesn't just watch a movie and love it; he studies it and discects why it's amazing. Smith doesn't have that discipline and it shows. Tusk has moments of absolute greatness with scenes that are hilarious, others that are gruesome and some that are mesmorizing. He also has scenes that meander, bore, confuse and ruin enjoyment you've had in the film. Smith being his own editor is a horrible idea.

Can I recommend Tusk to you? No I can't despite the grade I gave it. Tusk is a movie that will be enjoyed by a very, very select group of fans of horror and/or Smith. Anyone else, outside of that, who sees this will be repulsed, frustrated or angered by it. However, as a fan of movies I have to admire what Tusk stands for. Here you have a movie that was created out of a goofy conversation that probably involved weed, was financed through grassroot fundraising, made with zero compromises and is about something that mainstream Hollywood would never touch with a ten foot walrus tusk. Yet, despite all its hurdles and challenges, here it is for all to see forever; no matter how bad it gets at points, you have to admire that.

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The Expendables 3


I have to be honest, I gave this movie an advantage by accident.  See, I showed up for it a half hour early because I had the wrong start time.  I hate waiting so I walked over to Applebee's, sat at the bar and had a drink.  Well, that turned into three or four drinks and before I knew it, I was drunk.  I staggered over to the theater, bought a popcorn that was too big for me and plopped down for the movie.  When you think about it though, that's a perfect metaphor for The Expendables franchise; you know it's not good for you but you just can't stop yourself from enjoying it.  Sure, you may not feel too well when it's all done but you'll have a pretty good time while you're in it.

This film series that prides itself on being nothing but mindless shoot-em-ups is now in its third installment and it's more of the same.  The only difference is that along with the returning cast members of Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Swarzenegger, Jason Statham (Transporter, Snatch), and Dolph Lundgren (Rocky IV, Masters of the Universe) are joined by a lot of new faces.  The old timers that were added are inspired and brilliant; we have Wesley Snipes (the Blade trilogy, To Wong Foo), Kelsey Grammar (X-Men 2, Fraiser), Antonio Banderas (Desperado, the Shrek films), Harrison Ford and Mel Gibson.

All these A-listers showing up in the series for the first time is excellent and elevates the film to a new level.  Banderas especially is hilarious as an out-of-work mercenary who is thrilled that he's just part of a team again.  His character is stupid and silly but Banderas' commitment to it is pretty awesome.  I also love seeing Gibson in a film again.  I know he's an a-hole in real life but the man is a talented actor and even more talented director; I hate that Hollywood has turned its back on him.  He's the villain in The Expendables 3 and he seems like he hasn't missed a beat during his hiatis.  Like all the characters in this series, it's cliche and paper-thin but Gibson plays it perfectly.

Where the movie is pretty off-putting is the painfully obvious addition of new, younger characters.  I don't mind it when a film franchise is reset with new characters.  If you're a huge fan of the series it's exciting to know that a new team will carry the torch onward.  The first problem with these new characters is that they're played by Kellan Lutz (the Twilight series), Glen Powell (The Dark Knight Rises), professional boxer Victor Ortiz and super sexy MMA fighter Ronda Rousey.  You might be thinking to yourself, "WTF?"  Yeah, that's exactly right.  If these are the people that Stallone has invested his retirement fund in, he's in trouble.  The other problem with it is that, even if they were good actors, which they're not, that's not what makes The Expendables fun.  You watch these movies to see an all-star cast of ghosts of action film past dust off their fists, do some deep stretches and get back out there doing things you thought you'd never see them do again.  Without that, it's just another sh**ty action movie.

It's common that people get disgusted by a franchise that feels like it's squeezing blood from a Stallone...I mean stone.  This film doesn't feel like it yet.  In fact, I think it's the best in the series but that's like being the skinniest kid at Fat Camp.  They're bad films that are fun to watch.  Again, that's why it's appropriate that I watched this with a brain falsely wired on alcohol, salt, sugar and fat.  When I sobered up halfway through, I did feel a little gross enjoying the film as much as I did.  But if you're considering going to see The Expendables 3, you know exactly what you're getting into and you know whether or not you want to see way before you read this sentence.



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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles



One of the most annoying things that dwells in the gloomy cellar-bedrooms of nerd culture are the members among the group that demand that things be done "realistically" or made "dark" or "hardcore" versions of stuff that is absolutely ridiculous.  All of those are real words I've heard used by people when describing their expectations for this film version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  The title alone is stupid and silly.  The characters are the stuff you're suppose to love when you're 10-years-old.  So now that you're a 28-year-old that is sitting behind a keyboard getting ready to crap all over a movie because it "didn't get as real as it should have;" you're pathetic and you need to get a grip.  That being said, this is a pretty bad movie but not for any of those reasons.

I was a child of the '80s and like every boy since that decade, I went through a period of time where I was obsessed with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  I never read the comic series but I watched the show, had the toys, played the video games and pretended to be them (my character of choice was Donatello because every kid could easily get their hands on a broomstick and look legit).  As I grew older, I also grew out of my interest in the heroes in a halfshell because there's no depth to them and you're not suppose to love them as an adult outside of nostalgia.  They're not X-Men that are analogies for racism and hatred in our society.  They're not Batman in that they're characters layered with deep angst.  They're stupid, silly, funny, ninja reptiles.  That much is pulled off successfully in this film but that's about it.

Directory Jonathan Liebesman (Wrath of the Titans, Battlefield Los Angeles) isn't a bad director; he's just a guy cruising for a big payday over making something with merit.  His first film was Darkness Falls which was a pretty cool horror film with an original concept.  Everything he's done since then has been vapid and poorly executed.  Ninja Turtles is no exception and teaming up with Michael Bay (Transformers, Bad Boys) as an Executive Producer didn't help.  Every frame of this movie stinks of Bay's influence and by the time it's over it feels like a Michael Bay movie with its over-the-top action sequences and bloated CGI FX.

Despite taking almost an hour to get to a major action sequence, it's well worth the wait.  The most notable is a fight involving Hummers and a truck falling down the side of a snowy mountain (EXACTLY like what Bay did in Bad Boys 2) that is filled with so many "WTF" moments it almost trumps the level of fun you have while watching it.  This sequence starts a non-stop action orgy till the end credits roll and I enjoyed every second of it for being the eye-candy it's meant to be.  Is it worth sitting through two acts of a boring and pithy movie to get to it?  I think it is but you might disagree.

Despite the CGI in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles being quality and fairly realistic looking, it feels like you're watching a cartoon.  The reason why the 1990 version, directed by Steve Barron, was so much better was that all of it felt organic.  Jim Henson Studios made 100 lbs. rubber suits that actors had to wear and still perform martial arts moves in and that was amazing to see!  What we have here is something that we've seen a hundred times over and done better in most examples.  This should have been made to rekindle nostalgia in us oldheads and launch a whole new generation of fans (which it might do -- all the kids in the audience seemed to love it), but what it did instead was come across like a money-grab and plundering of something that many of us remember fondly.  If you want to whore out my childhood, I'm actually fine with that; but at least make me believe you have good intentions for doing it.  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has moments of fun but when it's all over I just felt used, dirty and covered in ooze.

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Into the Storm



There was a time when diaster movies ruled the cineplexes.  I can remember being in high school and going to the movies with my best friends ready to watch some random city get destroyed by some random thing.  Volcanoes, hurricanes, tornados, earthquakes, fires, floods, typhoons, plagues, asteriods, whatever!  You name it, we saw it destroy stuff.  I loved those movies because they had cool special FX, identitcal plots and always equaled a good time.  It seems like the drought of disaster porn in recent years is due to an even bigger natural disaster than all those things combined -- the box office profit margin.  After a viewing of Into the Storm, we now know why.

The reason why those other films were so enjoyable was because we could see A-list stars running from cutting-edge technology in CGI FX.  Well now every film has cutting-edge technology in CGI FX and A-listers are too busy earning their money in far less grueling roles.  What we're left with is a movie like Into the Storm that is filled with no A-listers, a horrible plot, cliche everything and FX that you can see on network television (and in some cases better).  In fact, the only difference between Into the Storm and Sharknado, as far as quality is concerned, is a bigger budget and sharks.

The only faces you might recognize is Sarah Wayne Callies, who played Laurie on AMC's The Walking Dead, and the very funny Matt Walsh (The Hangover, Ted) in a role that's not funny, nor meant to be, which makes me think he only took the part for the money.  The rest of the cast is rounded out by a spinning wheel of actors you'd expect in made-for-TV movies and none of which are any good.  The plot is stupid and simple and consists of a few people trying to survive a freak weather condition that causes several tornadoes to wreak havoc on a midwest town.  

I remember when Twister came out and everyone mocked the ending where Bill Pullman and Helen Hunt (speaking of which...where the hell has she been?) survived an F5 tornado by holding on to a leather belt strapped to a pipe.  There is laughable nonsense in Into the Storm that makes that seem like a plausible experiment on Mythbusters.  But stuff like that I can easily overlook just like I did when I was a kid.  Suspension of disbelief is in the marrow of disaster films.  No government would ever send an oil crew to space to blow up an asteriod.  Rubber truck tires would never spin in hot lava.  And ice wouldn't chase two people down hallways when freezing NYC.  Into the Storm is no different in its "c'mon" moments but that's not what makes it bad.

Director Steven Quale (Final Destination 5) made a poorly done "found footage" movie that's got as much story as it has talent; that's to say not very much.  Never for a second do you care about any of these characters which makes their fate irrelevant to you as an audience member.  There are a few moments of excitement but even those are horribly executed and over too quickly.  You get the impression that at some point this script featured a plot that these tornadoes were actual monster aliens who came to earth to harvest humans and the SyFy Channel passed on it so they took all that crap out and just released it in theaters instead.  This is made-for-TV garbage that is trying to trick you into spending $10 to see it instead of watching it for free on your couch while you drink yourself to sleep because you had a fight with your girlfriend.  Go on YouTube and watch real tornado found footage instead -- it's free and features better acting and plot.

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Guardians of the Galaxy



Hollywood is never really known for taking risks, and that's relatively understandable because they peddle in money, not in art.  One thing that nobody saw coming was for Marvel and Disney to take a massive risk on a film franchise that spanned nine movies and grossed billions of dollars.  As of now, the Avengers universe has performed extremely well in both critical reviews and box office gold.  So why would they want to roll the dice on five characters that no one had ever heard of in a wacky, silly space adventure with zero name recognition from even the most passionate comic book fans?  That's a good question, but whatever the reason was, I'm thrilled that they did.

I've gotten into arguments with comic nerds who say things like, "I've been reading the Guardians of the Galaxy series since I was a little kid" because no they haven't!  No one has heard of these characters, and the few that have were never into them because there was almost nothing to get into.  Lots of randoms have been members of the Guardians, but the five awesome characters we see in this movie--played by Chris Pratt (NBC's Parks and Rec, Zero Dark Thirty), Zoe Saldana (Avatar, Crash), professional wrestler Dave Bautista (Riddick) and the voices of Bradly Cooper and Vin Diesel--were created all the way back in 2008.  Ironically (or not so ironically), this was the year that the Marvel master plan started with The Incredible Hulk and Iron Man.

Another risky choice that Marvel/Disney made was casting A-list actors in bit parts and voices for CGI characters, and the live actors you see are unfamiliar and unconventional choices.  It's even more impressive when you realize they also chose James Gunn as the director whose prior films, Slither and Super, have been dark comedies that have amassed a cult fan base at best.  The fact that Gunn has never commanded a film with a budget of more than a few million and that he has never really used massive computer FX is never obvious for a single second in Guardians of the Galaxy.  Gunn has created a fun, colorful, exciting space adventure that is so masterful it makes you feel like you did when you saw Star Wars and Indiana Jones for the first time.  Yes, I know that's a bold statement, but if you put yourself in a 10-year-old's brain while watching it, you can't help but have your mind blown with witty dialogue, big explosions, and interesting characters.

Pulling off a movie this impressive would've been amazing enough, but for anyone educated in the vast Marvel movie world, it's kind of jaw-dropping.  Anyone with enough curiousity to read up and learn comic lore can see how the puzzle of (what is now) six different film franchises are fitting together in one massive story--the scope of which has never been seen in film before and probably won't again (good luck with what you're trying, DC).  Characters that used to be reserved for random teases at the end of the credits are now getting more screen time, such as Josh Brolin (No Country for Old Men, True Grit) as super villain Thanos.  This is the first time we see Brolin as the purple-faced tyrant, and it makes you salivate for him to be the main baddie in The Avengers 3.

Everyone in Guardians of the Galaxy pulls their weight:  from a screenplay with hilarious dialogue, to Gunn's inspired vision, and to an amazing cast that makes it all come to life.  One of the most shocking things was Bastista's performance.  I don't ever expect much from professional wrestlers who try acting, but he's hilarious!  I would say that he's the breakout performence, but there's no such thing in this film.  Everyone shares the same amount of screen time, and everyone takes turn stealing the movie.  Guardians of the Galaxy may have landed on Earth as mysterious and unfamiliar, but it's gonna make its mark, and we'll never forget it now.

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Hercules



There are so many movies that come out in the summer now that it's hard to keep track and easy to lose them in the suffle.  It's funny when a movie trailer comes out online and your reaction is, "what the hell is that?"  Hercules was one of those films.  It's the story of the Greek demigod, Hercules (actually not at all) and he's played by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.  Before you say that it's nice to actually see an original action movie that's not based on a comic book, hold your Trojan Horses because it is.  This is based on a graphic novel that very few poeple know about and there's probably a good reason; it's stupid.

Director Brett Ratner is the enemy as far as I'm concerned.  He's the uber Hollywood stiff you bring in when you want to make something that is intended to make money but be completely disposable.  He's kind of like the junk food of directors.  He's done the Rush Hour series, the worst X-Men film, Red Dragon and Tower Heist.  He's terrible but he pulls off whatever it is the studio tells him to do which is why he's still working.  Hercules is by far his grandest scale and it almost flirts with the adjective "epic" despite having a script that is B-movie quality.

I feel bad for The Rock because he's not a bad actor.  It's easy to pigeon-hole him as a meathead that is good for action films and that's it.  However, he's proven his chops in comedy and drama as well.  It's a shame that he reserves himself for whatever bloated blockbuster rolls down the pike because he's like having a gifted student fail his classes because he's not trying.  Hercules is no different than his usual cannon in that it's an action film with a two-dimentional character that yells and hits and that's about it.  He's surronded by gifted actors such as John Hurt (Alien, the Harry Potter series), Rufus Sewell (Dark City, The Illusionist) and Ian McShane (HBO's Deadwood, Snow White and the Huntsmen).  All of them do the best they can with classic stereotypes of sidekicks and villains that are way below the caliber these guys are worth putting out.

The irony is that Hercules isn't a bad film.  It's kind of shocking that it's pulled off so well and is so entertaining.  The entire thing is crap but if you're gonna make crap like this then this is the way to do it.  It's an epic on the scale of an Oscar-nominated Best Picture written with a script that must have been penned by a child.  The dialogue is ridiculous and the action is plentiful.  In fact, how Hercules secured a PG-13 rating proves that the MPAA is as meaningless as has been speculated for years.  The members should be ashamed that a film with such violence and a body count in the hundreds is given a "suitable for children 13 and over" and a film like The Grand Budapest Hotel gets an R-rating.

If you're in the mood for seasoned performers at the top of their game giving meaningful performances in a film that challeges while it entertains...Hercules isn't for you.  But if you're in the mood to buy a suitcase full of popcorn, sit in a dark theater and watch things explode and people die, this is done well enough for that level of entertainment.  It's stupid, silly, ridiculous and, above all, fun.  And really at the end of the summer, isn't that all we're in the mood for anyway?

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The Purge: Anarchy



One of the tackiest things in Hollywood is when a studio cranks out a sequel like a year after the last one.  I think saturation and surplus is what ruined the Paranormal Activity films, the Saw franchise and countless others.  The Purge came out last year and was a small story about a father trying to protect his family on the one night out of the year where every crime is legal, including murder.  It was a great concept but not the best film.  It was frustrating, repetitive and anti-climatic.  The Purge: Anarchy is the sequel and it's one year later so you can imagine how loudly my eyes rolled when I saw the trailer.  I'm happy to say that this is everything the first one should have been.

Instead of telling the story of the characters from the last one, director James DeMonaco (who also wrote and directed the first one) has decided to tell a completely new story set on the same scary holiday.  Yes, it's completely ridiculous that the United States government would ever allow a 12-hour period where you could kill whoever and how many you wanted but once you get past that, accept it as truth for the film, it's a really entertaining, disturbing and intriguing concept.  This film examines it on a broader basis and has more to say about the class system, gun violence and government corruption.

The star is a guy named Frank Grillo, who I interviewed and you can hear below.  He's been plugging away at Hollywood for decades and I'm thrilled to see him finally leading a film.  You might recognize him from Captain America: The Winter Solider, Zero Dark Thirty, The Grey or Warrior.  He plays a grieving father who goes out on Purge Night to avenge the death of his son, who was killed by a drunk driver.  He's sidetracked when his conscience gets the best of him and he helps two couples that are trapped outside survive the night.  Everything about Grillo oozes coolness in this.  Not only does he pull off the anti-hero extremely well but a scene toward the end of the film is excellent by showcasing the layers to his character and Grillo's acting skills.

DeMonaco didn't have a big budget for the last one and he didn't have a sizable one here either.  The difference is that you could tell in the last one but here you can't.  He tells a big story in a warzone that makes it seem like a bloated summer blockbuster.  Sure there are moments that are very cliche and predictable twists but I'm not sure The Purge franchise sets out to blow anyone's mind.  The violence is excessive and brutal but it's not without purpose.  The more you allow yourself to accept this Twilight Zone-esque premise the more disturbing it all becomes and I really liked that.

Is The Purge: Anarchy a movie I would watch again?  Probably not.  Can I find anything about it that I hated.  Not really.  It's a concept film that you don't really see too often anymore; a horror action that has a brain behind a ridiculous concept.  I dig that though.  Will The Purge become a franchise that will churn out an installment every year?  I don't know but it might be the first time I don't really care if it does.  See this film stands alone and can be enjoyed without seeing the first one.  Going on that premise of a night when murder is legal is interesting and there are lots of stories that can come from that.  Will they all be interesting and new?  Probably not but I'm now willing to see them and decide for myself.




Listen to Gavin's interview with The Purge: Anarchy star, Frank Grillo:

 
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Sex Tape



Screenwriting 101 teaches that films are divided up into three acts; there's the set-up, the conflict and the resolution.  The most common problem that comedies have is that the first act is killer and then it gets progressively less funny as the film goes on.  In my opinion, The Hangover was the best example of this.  The ending of that movie has me barely smiling, let alone not laughing.  Sex Tape is interesting because it's almost the exact opposite.  It's a comedy that starts off horrendously unfunny, has a spectacular middle and a final act that certainly doesn't finish strong but it is way better than how it starts.

Jason Segel will always hold a special place in my heart for being someone who fought hard to bring The Muppets back into the spotlight.  I want to give him a pass for every bad performance he has and this is no exception.  Segel is paired up with Cameron Diaz again (the last time was in Bad Teacher) as a couple who has fallen into the quagmire of marriage that centers around routine, low energy, children's needs and, of course, no sex.  The fact that Diaz shares almost every frame with Segel highlights the fact that these are two actors that aren't really that great.  They are very apt and have made a fortune at playing themselves in movies and that's all we can expect from them.

The premise of the movie is funny and somewhat relatable for anyone in a similar situation.  The couple decides to make a sex tape (it's not just a clever title) in an effort to spice up their love life.  Predictably, Segel forgets to delete it and it's sent out to everyone in a very effective advertisment for how great Apple is at backing up files.  It's a one-joke movie that never really goes anywhere beyond exactly where you think it will.  There are no twists.  There are no turns.  If you have even half of a brain you can see every joke and situations happening before they happen.

The best moment in Sex Tape and perhaps one of the funniest sequences in any comedy this summer is a 15-minute-long scene that takes place at Diaz's perspective boss' house, who's played wonderfully by Rob Lowe.  Jake Kasdan is Sex Tape's director.  Despite the fact that he directed the dud Bad Teacher, he's also responsible for Walk Hard and Orange County, two HIGHLY underrated comedies of the last 15 years.  That scene at Lowe's house is as funny as anything in those films.  It's almost worth the cost of admission alone...almost.  The problem is that it's a totally different tone than the rest of it.  It's frustrating because it's so bizarre, crazy and well done that you wonder why Kasdan didn't execute the rest of the film in the same way.


Sex Tape is being billed as the ultimate date movie.  I don't know if that's necessarily true but it does do a good job of not leaning too girlie or too much for bros.  Sure, Diaz gets naked and she's still smoking hot but Segel lost a lot of weight to make him somewhat better looking for the women in the audience too.  Both sexes have their perspective and emotions expressed in equal amounts of time too.  The balance they strive for is impressive but it's not enough.  Not sure if any of you have ever made a sex tape but the movie is a lot like them; seemed like a great idea but once you're in it and forced to watch it, you're filled with regret because it's awkward and makes you wish you never did it in the first place.

 


 

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