Of course not. I mean, going from Ryan Reynolds to little, elflike, Kevin is like giving up a freshly broiled Maine lobster for some freezer burned crap from Red Lobster.
But that didn't stop Kevin from trying to get with her at a recent Hollywood party.Â ScarJo spent the evening talking up a group of people including Kevin and Leo DiCaprio. How awkward is that, fellas?Â We've all been in the position of trying to hook up with a smokin' hot girl, but there is a way better looking guy with more money in the room.Â You know no matter how hard youÂ try, she's probabnly leaving with him.Â That's what this night was like for Connolly.
At least men everywhere can sleep easy knowing that our sweet Scarlett isn't tapping a circus dwarf.
It's Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy at the North American car show in Detroit last weekend. . And that's either his real hair or an Ogilve home perm gone terrible wrong. I wonder how long it took him to flat iron that mess back in his emo and eyeliner days??
And I'm talking REALLY filthy. Just weeks before he is set to make his comeback at the Masters, another porn star hookup of his has a website with over 100 texts that Tiger sent to her.Â They get into everything from spanking, to choking, to peeing on her.
Stay classy, Tiger!
Here's the link...not appropriate for those under 18
Not that i'm saying Sandra Bullock is attractive-- because I don't think she is. However, she doesn't deserve to be cheated on.Â ESPECIALLY with a girl that looks like she's, at best, got Hepatitis C, and at WORST, the HIV.Â This is the photo of her husband's alleged mistress.
Cick here to read more about Hollywood's newest adultry scandal.
If you don't want to put yourself out thereon "War of the Roses", there's a new way to check up on the guy you are interested in.Â This serviceÂ allows you to browse profiles of men who have been identified as players all across the country. They've gotÂ pics, phone numbers, videos, and texts to prove the indiscretions.
I really don't think so. I think she's a spoiled, little, bitch who had the world at her fingerttips and threw it away. I'm not even sure what's the best part of this video from "The Insider"-- The disaster that is Lindsay? Or the sassy, black, lady who is doing the interview.
Click below for the best 4 minutes that you will be have today.
The Holiday Inn is testing a new service where a staff member would come lay in your bed for 5 minutes to warm it up for you at night.Â No, really. Read about it here. Would you pay to have a stranger warm up your bed?
And it happened on Jay's own show. By the way, last night was the first time I've watched the Leno 10pm show since it's first week. Is there any wonder that it tanked?? It's the worst hour on TV...between the green car challenge and the unfunny bits with the guy making jingles for different businesses... I was bored. Gotta say I'm sad to see Conan go away. Anyhow... check the video below
Thanks to you, I realize that the Haiti earthquake is a "blessing in disguise". I also know that this is God's retaliation against a godless nation that "made a pact with the devil". I also know that you, Pat Robertson, are a gigantic douche for trying to use the death of 100,000 people to push you own agenda.
Check the video below, and prepare to be sickened.
By the way, for those of you who would like to do something POSITIVE in the aftermath of this tragedy, click the link on the homepage to donate to the American Red Cross relief efforts.
Did anyone catch this during halftime of the Fiesta Bowl?
Oh, by the way, it turns out she's not sad. She's actually blind. So don'y you feel like an insensitive ass for laughing???
Geez-- how do you even sleep at night???
Ok--- after posting dog lingerie pics, it's time to get serious for a second.
A new law in Oklahoma will allow the state to post details of every abortion performed online. I'm not posting this as a way to start a pro-choice/pro-life discussion. But doesn't this create a slippery slope about people's health records being made public? What's next? Posting info that could be used to find AIDS patients? Or people with depression/mental health problems??
Read the article here and feel free to leave a comment
Listen, I am all for promoting awareness and saving the lives of women everywhere... but do you need to purchase a pink hunting rifle to do it?
This is actually up for sale on a hunting website...and there are 15 other strange Breast Cancer Awareness items for you to check out here
Last night at Diva's Live, Paula decided to take a shot at her Idol replacement, Ellen Degeneres. But the biggest problem is that it wasn't really funny. Even the crowd didn't know what to do with it. Thoughts?
Anyone Kanye fan knows how hard he took the loss of his mother a couple of years ago. So watch what happens when Jay asks him how his mom would have felt about his VMA outburst. It gets a little uncomfortable...and kind of sad.
It's a new procedure called Intra-Operative Radiation therapy, and ten women in Illinois insist that it works. It's a breast cancer treatment done in one day, using a larger target of radiation instead of several smaller treatments. This video is pretty amazing...
Before you leave hateful comments calling me a male pig, admit it ladies. You have one ugly friend in your social group. You keep her around to feel a little better about yourself when you are out at the club.Â In fact, guys have the same setup (I'm usually the ugly friend myself).Â So here is an entire gallery dedicated to the ugly friends of the world
MC's "Confessions of an Imperfect Angel" comes out in three weeks and this is the song a lot of people are buzzing about. It's a cover of the classic "I Want To Know What Love Is". It's very much a throwback to the classic, old school, "Vision of Love", Mariah-era. What do you think?
How does the dog of the Eagles star quarterback feel about the Michael Vick signing? Click below to find out. Or if you are easily offended by bad language, then don't click it.
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Kanye West recently posted a video to his blog showing an old Destiny's Child audition for record label executives.Â Beyonce and Kelly Rowland split lead vocals and she sure sounded different than she does now
Click here to see for yourself
Remember Estelle? The girl that did the "American Boy" song? She filled in for Leighton Meester last night and it did not go well. Not only does she not know the lyrics...she just looked bored. What do you think?
These pics would indicate that the answer is YES
To fuel the fire, there is an unconfirmed quote floating around the internet where Gaga confirms the rumors
The supposed quote from Lady Gaga goes something like this âthis is not something that I am ashamed of, but it is not something that I go around telling everyone. Yes I have both male and female genitalia but I consider myself a femaleâ.
Nobody seems to be able to confirm if that is a real quote.Â In fact, nobody knows what publication it was in. What do you think?Â Is she working with both male and female parts?
It was amazing how many of my females friends were all posting "Shark Week" related status updates on facebook last night.Â Well, now you can take your love of Jaws to the next level.Â Check out the latest in shark related fashion
These t-shirts are only the beginning... more items can be found here
This will be the biggest selling toy of the year..
It's the "Elmo Tickle Hands" and for some reason, I'm really, really creeped out by them.
Amazon.com starts shipping them Tuesday.Â Better get yours now before they disappear at the holidays. Find out more about the toy here
This story might seem ridiculous... but I actually know someone who is going through the same issue with her cats. She and her soon to be ex are having to discuss custody with a mediator.
When you spend more on lawyers than the pet, bad things are bound to happen
Shout out to Jackie and Sarah, loyal End listeners and Jonas Bros fans. They made a special Youtube video to beg for tickets to the show August 4th. The Wake Up Call has info on meet and greet passes Thursday morning after 8am
Last night at the JoBros concert in Detroit, Joe Jonas reportedly cried during their performance. Recent reports said that he bnroke up with his girlfriend, Camilla Belle. I can't tell if he's crying or not, but I'm really amused by the constant screaming of the little girl who goes hoarse by trhe end of the clip.
Like many people in the media, I am skeptical about the woman who has recently accused you of sexually assaulting her at Harrah's in Lake Tahoe. It seems odd that she never filed a criminal complaint against you and waited an entire year after the alleged encounter before filing the civil lawsuit. I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that this woman is just looking for a pieceÂ of your Super Bowl paycheck.
However, that does not mean that there isn't some questionable decision making on your partÂ that we need to discuss.Â Ben,Â we both realizeÂ that you are not a tantalizing piece of man candy like Tom Brady. You areÂ kind ofÂ a fatty and have that certain white trash look away from the field. I'm sure supermodelsÂ aren't throwing themselves at you at charity events. Come to think of it, even the bottom feeding celebrity slutbags like Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan aren't calling you hoping that they can be seen with you leaving the Ivy in Los Angeles. Jessica Simpson wouldn't see you as a suitable replacement for Tony Romo, even though you are a better football player. But for God's sake, Ben... why are you lowering yourself to THIS
Ben, you put yourself in a compromising position with a woman that is subpar even by MY standards, and let's be honest, I don't have a right to beÂ picky. Where do we even start with this hot mess?
a) She has sheets of dry wall for front teeth
b) She looks like she could use an extra shower
c) She's wearing a cowboy hat because she thinks it fashionable
Ben, this woman already seems like she's a little nuts...and we saw how that worked out for Steve McNair. If you are going to risk being shot in the temple while you sleep, shouldn't it at least be for someone kind of attractive?Â A washed up pornstar (I think Mary Carey is cleaned up after her stint on "Sober House")? Tiffani Amber Thiessen? Maybe the girl that played Kimmy Gibler on "Full House"... I hear she's available.Â
So Kelly Hildebrand googled herself one day in Florida and found a good looking guy in Texas with the same name. She decided to send him a flirty email pointing out the coincidence. To me, that seems a little creepy and desperate. But it worked out...they're getting married. See the video below.
Or at least the people on this 2 minute documentary want you to think so. This clip is from the Sundance Channel's website. It's part of their "Art of Seduction" series. Interesting to see people complaining about how rough life is for good looking people. It must get SO old having people come up and tell you that you're attractive. It must be AWFUL to get a free pita at the pita pit for no reason other than being nice to look at.
And is it just me, or are some of these "pretty people" not all that pretty in the first place?
Where do I even begin with this???
a) Projectile vomiting on a commercial?? Really? Is that necessary?
b) Are they trying to sell the new explorer to women on the basis of "You won't have to know about the kinky, devient pornography that your husband is looking at when yuo aren't in the room?"
c) Isn't that Dean Cain (aka Superman) doing this ad? Is that how far his career as fallen?
Check it out and leave a comment. Is this not the weirdest commercial that you've seen in awhile?
A Brazillian designer has figured out a way to use 3-D printing to create caster, life size, models of unborn babies. Why would a mom to be want a replica of their growing fetus?Â Scientists say it could help women who have a naturally hard time bonding with their child...which begs the question... WHY ARE YOU HAVING A BABY IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU CAN BOND WITH IT???
Anyhow, click here to read all about it. What do you think ladies?Â Would you want one of these?
I can't think of one artist that means enough to me that I would spend the time to put something like THIS together. It's one fan's 64-track acapella rendition of "Thriller". It just has to be seen to be believed
This is a model of the new line of Toyota Prius hearses.Â A enviornmentally sound HEARSE?Â Really? Once your dead, does it really matter if you are doing your part to save the planet? And isn't it bad for mother earth to put your formaldehyde laden corpse in the soil??
The internet is buzzing again about new Miley Cyrus pics that have surfaced online. She was clowning around in the makeup room on the set of her new movie that she's shooting in Georgia.Â Below are the photos that many are calling "too provocative for a 16 year old"?
The film's director, Adam Shankman (who is pictured in the photo on the left), has already taken to his twitter to defend Miley, calling her "an angel who works tirelessly".
Seriously, why do people keep bashing Miley? Has she ever done anything to get in trouble?Â Has she been seen stumbling out a club drunk?Â Has she been busted for drugs? Lay off the poor kid...sheesh
It looks like the deal has been closed, because there is a website with images from the tape already posted.Â We're hearing that the tape is far from hardcore, and features mostly innocuous nude scenes.Â Although Leighton...well...apprantly she has talented feet.
If you want to see the NSFM images, go to www.celebhotline.com
As a former match.com customer, I agree with the point about them keeping up old profiles to give the illusion of more matches than there actually are...but a lawsuit seems a little extreme. However, it is a class action suit...so if he gets paid, you best believe I will be looking for my piece of the cash
Here's a great article from MSN that talks about a lot of those awkward "gray areas" when it comes to cheating...
Sleeping in the same bed as someone of the opposite sex?
Getting a lapdance at the strip club?
Having a work "spouse"?
What are people saying about these things? Click Here To Find Out
If you haven't watched Jimmy Fallon lately, he's been on a mission to reunite the "Saved By The Bell" cast on his show. Last night, Mark Paul Gosselar appeared on the show in full Zach wig and clothes. Check the video...very funny
Meet Felicia Renee Harris--- a local woman who used her granddaughter as a weapon while trying to shoplift at the Marshall's on Howe Avenue.
No... really...Â i'm not joking.
Â Read the article from CBS 13 right here
Ok, I understand if people want to save the virginity until their married. But who decides that they should never KISS UNTIL MARRIAGE? My favorite part is when they talk about how they show affection by "rubbing noses and hugging".
What planet are they from?
Everyone is talking about this stunt from the MTV awards last night. Sasha Baron Cohen came out in his "Bruno" character and landed right on Eminem's face. I'm still thinking that this was all a setup.... what about you?
The creators of runpee.comÂ are creating an entire website that lets you know when is the best time to leave a movie for a bathroom break.Â No, seriously.Â If you're headed to the movies this weekend, check it out!
Ok, seriously. IÂ can't figure out if it looks like I'm ready to stab Chris K in the face with a microphone... or if the pic actually looks a little homoerotic??Â Anyhow, the best caption for this photo will win a prize. Have at it!
WTF? Why is Susan Boyle trying to look like Mrs. Doubtfire?? Bring back the eyebrows!Â Bring back the rat's nest hair!Â Get rid of the Burberry scarf!Â Bring me back the old Susan Boyle!
What do you think?
What would Miss California think about THESE? Good for him for not being shy about who he is, but you have to think this won't play well in middle America, right?
Oh, God... this means Gokey might win Idol.Â KILL ME!!! PLEASE!
OMG... this is the craziest thing I've seen in awhile.Â As you know, The King of Pop got in a lot of financial trouble, so he was forced to start selling treasured personal possessions in order to pay off his debt.Â An internet blogger went to the auction site and snapped pictures of the ridiculous stuff taken from Michael's home. The socks below are only the beginning. See more by clicking here
The University of Iowa thinks they're on the fast track to developingÂ birth control for men.Â When you think about it, with all of the advances in medicine, isn't it hard to believe this isn't already on the market?
Thank GOD someone is finally calling out antibacterial soap! I've said for years that our obsession with Purell will end up causing germs to mutate into the megavirus that will wipe us all out...lol.
Anyhow, click hereÂ for the 8 habits that aren't as healthy as you think!
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My least favorite week every season is when they go do the country theme.Â This week is "Songs from The Grand Ole Opry", which unbeknownst to me, is a RADIO SHOW? I thought it was a theme park or something... sort of like Dollywood.Â And really, couldn't they find an artist more relevant than Randy Travis??Â The dude hasn't had a hit since the Regan administration, and on top of it, he looks like a funhouse mirror of the guy from "House" . In his defense, at least he seems like a genuinely nice guy.
Onto the performances-
Â is it too early to send him to "Celebrity Fit Club"? Because really, he has no chance of getting a record deal.Â And that's saying something, because even Bucky Covington put out a CD after the show, and he had scabies.Â Sarver's total lack of stage presence almost makes me miss Josh Gracin...well, almost.Â The Garth Brooks cover was just so boring and forgettable.Â He sounded like he was just raising his voice a lot while talking.Â Â I'd say he's a lock for the bottom three... but he has just enough of that TBN Praise and Worship Vibe to stick around if middle america jams the phone lines.
I liked her much better this week than last week, but something is off for me.Â Maybe it's the hard and warbly vibrato in her voice.Â Maybe it's just the fact that she acts like she's living on another planet half of the time. Do people care enough about her to call??Â I thought she had one of the 4 best performances of the night, but wouldn't be shocked at all if she ended up in the bottom three.Â And I don't get this Patty Loveless song that she picked.Â The lyrics are "Blame it on your lying, cheating, cold dead-beating, two-timing, double dealing, heart".Â Geez, I thought Alanis invented the whole "Lists of things are songs too" concept, but apparantly it's a country thing.Â Thank godÂ AllisonÂ has the singing department store job to fall back on.
Well he certainly is great atÂ making weird facial contortions while playing his guitar, but don't John Mayer and Jason Mraz have that market covered? Kris sounded just fine, even if it was all a little on the boring side. Still though, if nothing else, young girls will keep "pretty" around...even if it's just for pretty's sake.
I understand it must be hard to dress yourself when you have a brontosaurus ass like Lil, but is wearing curtains the answer?? LilÂ tells Ryan that she loves living with the other contestants because they "spend quite a few time together"... she's not a public speaker by nature. Â I was not feeling her Martina McBride cover at all.Â It was off pitch throughout and one thing became obvious. Lil is incapable at reinventing a song.Â She is three for three on creating carbon copies of originals though. Â That will eventually be her downfall.
Now that Jasmine is gone, he's the prettiest girl on the show.Â Not that Randy Travis would agree because Adam scared the living s**t out of him.Â Quote of the night was Randy saying "Men don't wear fingernail polish where I'm from."Â Of course that's because Randy probably lives in a homogenous hick town where diversity is frowned upon. As for the song, what in the name of God was that version of "Ring of Fire"?Â He certainly kept the Ring "flaming", alright. I dare say if Johnny Cash were still alive, it might have driven him to taking drugs again.Â The only thing missing was Adam being lowered from the ceiling in a diaper like it was an Erasure concert in 1988. What bothers me about Adam is that EVERYTHING is SO over the top. He starts with some artsy orgasm, then turns into a woman, then back into a dude, and holy hell the whole thing was uncomfortable. Even if the show were "Emo Idol", that would have been too much. He has no sense of nuance and that's why I think he's going to wear thin on America in a hurry.
Well, at least somebody put some product in his hair this week. That's about the only positive that I can find. How sad was it that he talked about drawing songs out of a hat??Â Is that even fair to do to the blind guy?Â Can he be sure that they aren't lying to him about what song he pulled out?Â Is his seeing-eye brother there to supervise and assure that there are no shennanigans?Â He might as well be drawing straws... "Sorry Scotty, you drew the short straw AGAIN!" All hell broke loose on the set when Paula advised him to "move away from the piano".Â It's like nobody wants to talk about the blind elephant in the room. Personally,Â I think he just needs to move away from the show.Â Period.
Man, I have done a 180 on her since last week.Â That was just a really boring version of Dolly Parton. And it really seems like she thinks she is waaaay better than what she is.Â I just get a "bad attitude vibe" from her.Â And what is this thing about "bringing the dirty" next week?Â Is she going to watch a lot of porn for the next 7 days?? I think Alexis could be in big trouble.
His new Nickname is "Home Depot".Â Because he's the KING OF TOOLS! Jesus take the wheel and drive Danny Gokey straight into an oncoming semi, because he is RIDICULOUS! I don't understand why people are so into him.Â He's not a good looking guy. He doesn't have a great personality. He sucked all of the emotion out of a perfectly good Carrie Underwood song.Â I just think he's so smug with that goofy grin before he hits the glory notes.Â On top of it, he' singing the song in a giant, white, boyband jacket, and he's doing all of these crazy boyband hand moves like Nick Carter.Â Wow, that was just awful. Seriously, if he didn't have the sad backstory with his wife, would people really care about him?
Anoop...Anoop...Anoop is ON FIRE! I loved his version of "Always on My Mind". Although everyone should stop pretending that it was an original arrangement.Â It's the SAME thing Ricky Smiley played for Fantasia in season 3. Anoop is the anti-Adam.Â As over the top as Lambert was during Johnny Cash,Â Anoop found just the right level of nuance in his song.Â It wasn't spectacular enough to ressurect Jesus after Danny Gokey killed him onstage, but it was my favorite performance of the night.
Has a very disturbing relationship with vowels. "I go out walKEEEENG...after midNYEEEEEte"..... "SKEYEEEEES are glooMEEEEE".Â It's all so strange and overdone.Â She's an odd mixture of Corrine Bailey Rae/Amy Winehouse/70 Year Old Lady/And A Goat. I guess America will give her a pass because of her flu... did her boobs swell as a side effect?Â Because I don't remember them ever being so large and pointy?? They're hanging out like week old fruit that way past the "Sell by" date.
I actually forgot he was on the show on the first draft of this.Â Which speaks volumes for the impression (or lack of one) that he made on me.
Who SHOULD Be In The Bottom Three- Michael, Scott, and Alexis
Who WILL be in the bottom three- I think we'll see something unexpected. Alexis, Megan, Michael (still not discounting Allison showing up)
Who SHOULD go home- Michael
Who WILL go home- Alexis (And if that's the case, the judges might use their "save")
She kicked off her tour last night in San Diego. She's doing TWO sold out shows in San Franciscon tomorrow night. Sadly, there are no scheduled dates for Sacramento...... OR ARE THERE??? HMMMMMM...
In the meantime, enjoy this clip of her performing "Just Dance"
This is just ONE of the amazing photos in her photo shoot for Esquire.Â See the rest of the pics here
Although this backstage photo of Katy at Jingle Ball is still my favorite.Â Who is that handsome man that she made out with? And by "Made out", I mean "kissed on the cheek"
You know what I love about this show?Â The fact that they spend all of the audition and semi-final rounds telling contestants to stay away from "untouchable" artists like Michael Jackson and Celine Dion.Â Then the first weekof thefinals, they ask them to do the MJ catalog.Â It's the same way they complain that artists come across as "too old and cabaret", then ask them to sing Manilow. WTF??
Oh, and by the way, Paula is especially loaded tonight. I mean she's so high that she is in danger of a mid-air collision with a goose. At least she was wearing a bedazzled medic alert bracelet in case she overdoses.
Anyhow, here are my thoughts on the top 13.Â Feel free to leave a comment:
I don't understand the fascination. She's like Fantasia with far less stage presence. Maybe that will change as the show goes on. At the risk of sounding sexist, you know what my favorite part od her performance was?Â Her ass. It's like a tank. And those high waisted pants aren't doing anything to make it look smaller. Her version of "The Way You Make Me Feel" is technically fine, and she's in no danger of elimination anytime soon.Â Randy notes that MJ "sang the whatever" out of that song whenever he performed it:Â And by "whatever", I'm sure he meant "a 9 year old boy's genitalia".Â Sorry, I had to make one inappropriate joke about Michael and children during the blog.Â At least I got it out of the way soon.
Scott McIntyre- Let me get this right.Â His sister is blind too?Â How is that even possible?? That might be a worse gene pool tha the Jackson family.Â Text message of the night goes to Jason from the Wake Up Call, who correctly noted that the producers wasted a 2nd row seat on Scott's blind sister, when the woman who wrote the song sat at the back of the theater.Â As for the song, it's something that nobody has ever heard of, and it's just not very good.Â And it seems like the judges won't give Scott an honest critique out of fear of looking like they are picking on a blind kid. I think Scott's story of overcoming adversity is remarkable, and it's great that he's gotten this far.Â But he doesn't deserve to go deep in the competition.
Ok, so he's a white boy with soul.Â And he dances badly. Hmmmm...where have we heard that before?Â Oh wait, he's Taylor Hicks with better hair! Taylor went on to win his season, then subsequently sold 13 albums and is now playing the Tenn Angel in the touring production of "Grease".Â That didn't work out so well.Â IfÂ Taylor had sex with Robert Downey Jr, Danny Gokey would be their lovechild. I am eternally confused about this guy.Â If you close your eyes and listen to the vocals, he sounds great.Â But he's such a gigantic tool when you watch him onstage.Â Maybe it's the lesbian glasses that he's wearing. Not that it matters... it's obvious that we're headed to a Danny/Adam final.
Really nice voice, but zero marketability. But he might stick around for a bit because his performance had just enough of that "TBN Praise Jesus" quality to play well in the Bible Belt. He might as well have been singing "You are not alone...because you have Christ in your heart". To his credit, he does seem to be taking it seriously, so I respect him for that much. He could definately outlast some of the popular contestants with less vocal ability.
Wow, she has a very attractive family.Â Lots of good cheekbones in that video package, proving that she comes from a far better gene pool than poor Scott McIntyre. I thought going into tonight that Jasmine would be toast since she was the wild card pick that nobody agreed with.Â But she did a pleasant enough version of "I'll Be there".Â And you can tell that it pained the judges to compliment her, because they too, had plans to send her packing this week. Jasmine's biggest problem is that she's young and not particularly interesting.Â I don't think she's in this for the long run, but might pulled her ass out of the fire for a week.
What's up with his wife?Â She looks like she's 15 years old.Â But I suppose underage mates are okay on a Michael Jackson themed night (Damn... couldn't resist a second joke).Â So Kris looks a lot like Hal Sparks, and plays a guitar, even though the song doesn't really call for it.Â I guess you have to try to find some way to stand out as a guy on the show competing with Gokey and Adam.Â I liked his perofrmance and he should stick around for a few weeks.
Why does she act drunker than Paula at age 16? And why couldn't Idol get more than 15 people to show up at ther hometown performance?Â And why was she singing in a grocery store? And why does the grocery store sell FURNITURE?? Just a few of the burning questions that we hope to get answered this season.Â Although i'm going to come out and make a bold prediction.Â If a serious contender just happens to find themselved in the bottom 3 in the first week, it could be Allison.Â I know a lot of people thought she was great, but I actually thought Alexis did the whole rocker thing better. Allison doesn't have a bad voice, but she's clearly not trained.Â And i think she could risk blowing out her voice as the season wears on.Â I just don't understand the fascination with her.
He's likeable.Â He's Indian... and that's a good thing right now with the popularity of "Slumdog Millionaire".Â But he really didn't impress me tonight.Â Â The whole version of "Beat It" was a little hammy and cheesy for my liking.Â But here's the problem that I mentioned at the beginning of the blog. American Idol is such a catch-22.Â If you play it safe with your song choice, they call you boring. If you have the balls to take a shot at an iconic song from a superstar, they tell you that you didn't measure up.Â Anoop may have a future in showbiz.Â But it's probably more as an Idol TV correspondent than as a singer.
Well it didn't take long for his stock to fall like the stock market. I didn't hate his vocals as much as the judges, but this was a perfect example of a contestant getting swallowed up by the bigger stage. It just didn't translate and seemed like a poor man's Marc Anthony. I can't imagine that he doesn't end up in the bottom three, if not eliminated.
First of all, it's clear that Duffy is hiding from her 5 fans deep inside Megan's....ass? I have tried really hard to like Megan. You know how when you've been single for awhile, and haven't gone on a date, then somebody asks you out?Â Then you go out for a couple of dates and can't muster up any chemistry no matter how hard you try?Â Then you still go out on a third date with that person because it's better than spending a Friday at home alone watching "PS- I love You" on cable?Â Yeah, that's my relationship with Megan. Now I know that it's not fair to infer too much about a person's life from a 45 second video clip, but let me see if I have this right.Â She always wanted to be a "star" even though she couldn't even get cast in her high school's musical production.Â So when "superstardom" doesn't pan out at the ripe age of 18, she get's married?Â Then goes through a subsequent divorce when she learns that nobody has business getting married at 18.Â She then gets the entire storyboard from a Disney animated film tattoed down her entire right arm. I'm putting my money on the fact that this girl is a mess in her personal life, because I like to judge others. Seriously, who thinks "Rockin' Robin" is an acceptable song choice in any audition situation?
"Living in Hollywood has given me a thicker skin."Â And that skin is...... really, really bumpy.Â Amazing how HD shows every little imperfection.Â Look, you either love Adam or you don't get him. I'm in the second group.Â He is certainly a performer and can work the camera.Â He has good range.Â But I just find him to be incredibly self indulgent.Â The judges spend a lot of time talking about what kind of artist these kids will be if they win.Â there are already videos circulating online that give us the answer on what kind of artist Adam would be. Enjoy this hot mess.
He wants to be Freddy Mercury.Â But Freddy did it better.Â All that being said, I still think I like him better than Gokey at this point.
His downfall will be his insistence on trying to showcase a falsetto range that really isn't that impressive.Â It did him in during that Coldplay trainwreck in the semi-finals, and it was a bad move here too.
Although she looks like a white trashier version of a Bratz doll, I thought she was every bit as good as Allison, although the judges didn't seem to be feeling her.Â That's another reason I think it might backfire and put Allison in the bottom three. They won't feel like they have to call for her because they assume she's safe... as to where the Alexis fans know she didn't get an awesome critique, and will work the phones harder (even if they call a phone sex line on accident). My only problem?? Her hair.Â It's so 2005. But when you live in Memphis, 2005 in the new 2009.
Who SHOULD be in the bottom three- Scott, Anoop, Jasmine
Who WILL be in the bottom three- Jorge, Jasmine, Allison
Who SHOULD Go Home- Anoop and Jasmine
Who WILL go home- Who knows? Because it looks like there is a twist this year where the judges will have a say in the elimination. But I'm guessing Jorge and Jasmine.
We told you today during the sleaze that Britney had a wardrobe malfunction during last night's show in Tampa.Â As she was being lowered beneath the stage to change costumes, she yelled "My P***y Was Hanging Out" on a live microphone.
No video footage has surfaced yet, but Perez Hilton has the pic of Britney inspecting the crotch backstage.
How beat up is her hoo-hoo that it's falling out of her costume?Â Yikes!
Last night, the final group of 12 took the stage. Here's a quick rundown on each contestant.
Von Smith- His hair last night made him look like a demented diplodocus dinosaur, and although his performance of "All I Need To Get By" was technically sound, I'm not sure how he will really stand out if he makes the final 12.Â Adam already has the market cornored for the "flamboyant, Screamy McScreamerson".
Scott McIntyre.Â Poor, poor, Scott McIntyre. He waved at the wrong friggin' camera. He has Casey Affleck's face, David Cassidy's hair, and Stevie Wonder's eyesight. Only one of those could be looked at as a positive. Seriously, I don't think he would be on the show if he could see. There, I said it.Â I know it sounds callous, and I don't mean for it to....but seriously, he's NOT THAT GOOD! That performance was dull, lifeless, and pitchy in spots. All that being said, he's a lock for the final 12 and beyond, because this year seems to be the season of the backstory. Anyone notice at the end how Kara said that "America wants to see you play AND sing". I'm sure scott would like to see that too.Â I'm sure Scott would be happy to just to see anything quite honestly.
Alex Wagner- Trugman.Â This poor kid is SO intent on being adorable, that he probably went online and did a google search to find new ways to do it. In his video package, he talked about being in a "long distance relationship".Â I think he might be referring to his relationship with his voice.Â Because it clearly wasn't with him last night.Â That Elton John performancewas a hot mess.Â He killed the song... and I mean just abused and slaughtered it unmercifully. The song was whimpering in the corner, begging for someone to make the kid with the wart in the corner of his nose to go away.Â And for the record, Alex should never be able to sing lyrics about "rolling like thunder under the covers".Â NEVER! The bad news is, I did not dial in to vote for Alex.Â However, if I need help with geometry proofs...HE'S MY GUY
Â Arianna performed "The Winner Takes It All"-Â She will never know. Because she won't win. In fact, we won't see her again after tonight.
Kristen McNamara- Her dress was so awful, that even Scott McIntyre was laughing at it. She reminded me of a trailer park version of Sharpay from "High School Musical". Her video package pretty much summed up her expectations for the show, as she said "You haven't made it in the music business until you make it to Hollywood Week".Â No honey, you haven't made it til you have a hit single.Â But she won't have to worry about that. She managed to suck every ounce of soul from "Give Me One Reason".
Ju'not Joyner- Well, give him props for doing something unique. His version of "Hey There Delilah" was a little dull, but he has a good voice and he made it his own. But if he was going to turn the Plain White T's into a ghetto, make-out, joint... he should have at least changed the lyrics to "Hey There Shaniqua".Â I don't know if he'll get voted through, but he should at least be back for wild card week
Felicia Barton- Again, I don't know if she stood out enough for America to vote her through, but I liked her. Maybe it was the Nelly Furtado hair?? Granted, her vocals cracked in the middle of the song, but if you've ever heard Alicia Keys sing "No One" live, she cracks in the same place too. My bigger concern for Felicia is the creepy guy that she's married to.Â He looks like a candidate to show up in the dateline kitchen drinking sweet tea and talking to Chris Hanson.
Nathaniel Marshall- And where do I even start with this fool?Â My problem isn't so much with the persona that he has picked for the show as much as it is with the fact his persona is SO unoriginal. Every reality show has a Nathaniel and every high school has three of them. His vocals were awful, and the clothes looked like Duran Duran at a gay pride rally. Although I still think there is an outside shot that America puts him through as a joke.
Kendall Beard- Looks...10.Â Voice...3. I can't imagine her getting voted through.Â And I don't even know if her talent is so good that she deserves a wild card spot, but I think she's so cute and marketable that she'll get a second chance.
Jorge Nunez- He said "Puerto Rico is small, but has lots of talent". I've been saying the SAME thing about my penis for years. I really liked Jorge, and didn't mind that he sang "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" precisely in the style of Clay Aiken.Â Definate contender to get voted through and of not, he's a wild card lock
Taylor Valfauna- I remember she wore latex pants and a potato sack onstage.Â And i don't remember what she sang. Which pretty much sums up her chances in the competition.Â Kara talked a bunch of nonsense about wanting to know "what it would be like to shop with Taylor". My guess is that it would involve trying on a scarf at Banana Republic, then heading to the sales rack for some pinstripes, then to Express for a flower print shirt, and finally some jeans from Charlotte Russe.Â Not exactly a day that you would write home about.Â And neither was her performance.Â Good riddance.
Lil Rounds- Is she related to Lil Wayne? And is it just me, or was she nowhere near as good as the judges made her out to be? I really resent the way they continue to jam certain contestants down our throats.Â They did the same thing with Adam last week. Her Mary J rendition was good, but not spectacular... kind of like Latoya London from season 3.Â Still though, she looks like a sure thing for the final 12
Who SHOULD Go Through- Lil, Jorge, Felicia
Who WILL Got through- Scott, Lil, and Jorge
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And letting the world know how she feels.
I can't tell which, if either of these is legitimate, as they are both set to private.Â But both profiles have private pictures of last night's traded in "Bachelor" winner.
InterestinglyÂ enough, Molly Malaney does not seem to have a social networking webpage... which is just as well since the entire world hates her.