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ScarJo and Kevin Connolly?

Of course not. I mean, going from Ryan Reynolds to little, elflike, Kevin is like giving up a freshly broiled Maine lobster for some freezer burned crap from Red Lobster. But that didn't stop Kevin from trying to get with her at a recent Hollywood party.  ScarJo spent the evening talking up a group of people including Kevin and Leo DiCaprio. How awkward is that, fellas?  We've all been in the position of trying to hook up with a smokin' hot girl, but there is a way better looking guy with more money in the room.  You know no matter how hard you try, she's probabnly leaving with him.  That's what this night was like for Connolly. At least men everywhere can sleep easy knowing that our sweet Scarlett isn't tapping a circus dwarf.
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No, that's not Joe Jonas

It's Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy at the North American car show in Detroit last weekend. . And that's either his real hair or an Ogilve home perm gone terrible wrong. I wonder how long it took him to flat iron that mess back in his emo and eyeliner days??
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Shaq and Bieber duet

Check out the footage from the Bieb's soundcheck in Phoenix....where Shaq made a special appearance
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The best use of Auto-tune EVER

Double Rainbow--- The panty droppin' slow jam
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Obama was in the "Whoomp There It Is Video"???

Fast forward to about the 1:01 mark.... it certainly looks like it's him And if you are wanting to see that clip looped over and over for confirmation....there is a site for that  right here
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Sneak Preview of the Glee Season Finale

Check out all of the music from next week's finale right here, including a cover of "Faithfully" by Journey
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Lost: Re-enacted by cats

Here ya go--- all 6 six seasons in 60 seconds, as acted by cats.
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Lindsay Lohan---WTF??

This interview was recorded beofre she faced an LA judge this morning. a) She just looks sickly b) she is soooooo in denial about her problems Kinda sad...check it out
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Lebron James' Mom- MILF???

Not so much--- but it apparantly isn't stopping her from tapping one of Lebron's teammats.  This story is CRAZY!!!!!! And maybe it explains why Lebron played so badly in the playoffs
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Glee does Gaga

Here ya go, Gleeks! A cover of "Poker Face" courtesy of Lea Michele and guest star Idina Menzel (From Broadway's "Wicked") This will be on tonight's episode!
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Behind the Scenes with Snoop and Katy

This is really cool footage of them working on Katy's new single "California Gurls"
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Hayden Panttiere- WTF???

I relalize that she has a thing for dating men twice her age, but why does she have to go make herself look like a 40 year old woman herself???  Not liking this
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GloZell expolains Ke$ha's Tik Tok

This is the best video of the week...
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The cruelest practical joke ever???

Perhaps...and it only costs $10. See what it is right here
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VP Joe Biden F****NG Loves Health Care Reform

Watch the video to see him drop an F-bomb on live TV today
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Sue Sylvester vs. Sneaky Gays

Glee fans--- Jane Lynch has a new series of webisodes with Sue Sylvester social commentaries.  Check out her rant on the "sneaky gays" here....very funny!
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More filthy texts from Tiger....

And I'm talking REALLY filthy. Just weeks before he is set to make his comeback at the Masters, another porn star hookup of his has a website with over 100 texts that Tiger sent to her.  They get into everything from spanking, to choking, to peeing on her. Stay classy, Tiger! Here's the link...not appropriate for those under 18
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Sandra Bullock's hubby apologizes-- but he's still texting his mistres

Jesse James issued a very vague apology to his wife today... but rumor is, he was still tapping that nasty, Marilyn Manson lookalike EARLIER THIS WEEK. See the story here
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American Idol Top 12 Video Blog

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Sandra's husband is cheating with THIS skank

Not that i'm saying Sandra Bullock is attractive-- because I don't think she is. However, she doesn't deserve to be cheated on.  ESPECIALLY with a girl that looks like she's, at best, got Hepatitis C, and at WORST, the HIV.  This is the photo of her husband's alleged mistress. Cick here to read more about Hollywood's newest adultry scandal.
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Wanna waste ten minutes at work???

Call this number 1-800-539-2890 I'm serious.  Call it. It's totally legit!!
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Lady Gaga stole her style from WHO???

The people of Wal Mart. It's true!!! Click the link for the proof!
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Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber...

Yes-- there is an entire website dedicated to this.  And it's AMAZING!!! Check it out here
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Move over Pauly D....

This old lady will show you how to DJ. Check out DJ Ruth Flowers below... she's my #2 favorite old lady behind Betty White DJ SET INTRO RUTH FLOWERS // QUEEN CLUB PARIS 28/01 from SpOa * on Vimeo.
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Find out if your guy is a cheater

If you don't want to put yourself out thereon "War of the Roses", there's a new way to check up on the guy you are interested in.  This service allows you to browse profiles of men who have been identified as players all across the country. They've got pics, phone numbers, videos, and texts to prove the indiscretions.
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My White Friends

I just found the early frontrunner for "Song of the year" at next year's grammy awards. Click here to experience the magic of "My White Friends"
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Facebook affects your insurance premiums

facebook-privacy_1540614c Are you on a social network site? Well, it's going to raise your home insurance by 10 percent....and the reason actuyally makes sense.  Read about it here
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Chicago Bulls mascot works it like Beyonce... Jay-Z not impressed

C'mon, Hova! Where's the sense of humor??
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The Vajacial??

For $60, you can get one in San Francisco. Of course, you could also take the money out of your purse and set it on fire
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Jersey Shore on Ellen--- Amazing Video

What did Snooki think was one of the 13 colonies? Find out below
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Lindsay Lohan- Hoarder?

I really don't think so.  I think she's a spoiled, little, bitch who had the world at her fingerttips and threw it away. I'm not even sure what's the best part of this video from "The Insider"-- The disaster that is Lindsay?  Or the sassy, black, lady who is doing the interview. Click below for the best 4 minutes that you will be have today.
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First Footage Of Ellen on Idol

And it really doesn't tell us an awful lot about whether she'll be great on the show or not
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Cheerleader FAILS

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My favorite new TV show

And it doesn't even air in America! Check out the BBC's preview for "I'm Hotter Than My Daughter"... would you watch this if there was a version in the US?
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11 Glorious FUPAS

fupa I should have posted this tomorrow so we could start a feature called "FUPA Friday". Oh, and yes,these are all safe for work.  See the rest here
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What Not To Wear On A First Date

gaga Firsat rule of thumb... anything designed by Gaga. See the rest of the list here
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Fresh Prince Pranks the Church--- Part 2

At least they caught on to the prank this time...
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Fresh Prince invades the church

Does this touching testimony sound strangely familiar? This is the best prank ever.
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The best kid photobombs ever

kidbomb And there's many more to laugh at right here
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How to make an ex-girlfriend jealous

hooker For this guy, it involved a Craigslist prostitute and a comedy club.... and i'm not sure it even worked. But it's a really funny read.
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Cool or Creepy?

holidayinn The Holiday Inn is testing a new service where a staff member would come lay in your bed for 5 minutes to warm it up for you at night.  No, really. Read about it here. Would you pay to have a stranger warm up your bed?
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Existential question

Is anyone on "Team Carson"?? Just wondering.
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Kimmel DESTROYS Jay

And it happened on Jay's own show. By the way, last night was the first time I've watched the Leno 10pm show since it's first week. Is there any wonder that it tanked??  It's the worst hour on TV...between the green car challenge and the unfunny bits with the guy making jingles for different businesses... I was bored. Gotta say I'm sad to see Conan go away.  Anyhow... check the video below
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Pants on the Ground-- REEEEEEEEMIXXXX

You knew it was just a matter of time before these started popping up all over youtube.
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Thank you, Pat Robertson!

Thanks to you, I realize that the Haiti earthquake is a "blessing in disguise".  I also know that this is God's retaliation against a godless nation that "made a pact with the devil". I also know that you, Pat Robertson, are a gigantic douche for trying to use the death of 100,000 people to push you own agenda. Check the video below, and prepare to be sickened. By the way, for those of you who would like to do something POSITIVE in the aftermath of this tragedy, click the link on the homepage to donate to the American Red Cross relief efforts.
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Sad Cowbell Girl

Did anyone catch this during halftime of the Fiesta Bowl? Oh, by the way, it turns out she's not sad.  She's actually blind. So don'y you feel like an insensitive ass for laughing??? Geez-- how do you even sleep at night???
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Old lady dances at a rave

Work it, girl! Old Lady Dances Crazy at Rave - Watch more Funny Videos
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2009- The Year in Review

Gavin from the Wake Up Call and I are introducing our new video series looking back on the year that was.  Check out episode 1 of "2009... WTF???" And if you have an opinion... leave a comment!
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Stephen Colbert can flow... no really.

Alicia Keys stopped by to perform on "The Colbert Report", and my by Stephen put the "urban" in "suburban".  Check him out performing the rap part of "Empire State of Mind"
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Holiday gifts for that "Jersey Shore" fan in your life

LOVE IT!!!!   SNOOKIE-SLANKET
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Weaves for your baby

lacefrontbaby500 No... it's not a joke.  Lacefront wigs for your infant are all the rage. Well, if you're a hoodrat. Click here for more pics from SandraRose.com
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Kitty McGyver

Without question, the best viral video of the week
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And the black friday details start to leak...

Want the inside scoop on what deals you can expect this year? We have all of the info here
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The 35 most awesome tombstones

Nice to see that some people keep a sense of humor about their death. Except for the guy that had Yoda on his tombstone.. that's just weird.  Check them all out here
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7 Phrases Men Love To Hear

Trust me ladies, drop one of these comments on your man from time to time and you'll get anything you want.
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VIDEO OF THE WEEK- How cats break up

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Jesse McCartney + National Anthem = FAIL

Oh God, this is soooo uncomfortable to watch.  Check him forget the lyrics to the National Anthem at last weekend's NASCAR race
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YOur favorite celebs BEFORE plastic surgery

Check out Megan Fox...before and after She never looked bad in the first place...but other celebs??? Not so much
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Oklahoma's new abortion law-- How is this legal?

Ok--- after posting dog lingerie pics, it's time to get serious for a second. A new law in Oklahoma will allow the state to post details of every abortion performed online.  I'm not  posting this as a way to start a pro-choice/pro-life discussion.  But doesn't this create a slippery slope about people's health records being made public?  What's next?  Posting info that could be used to find AIDS patients? Or people with depression/mental health problems?? Read the article here and feel free to leave a comment
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Not as creepy as the previous post, but close....

Now your dog can feel sexy at night with a new line of dog lingerie. No, it's not a joke. Sadly, it appears that there is no options for plus size dogs like my black lab, Buffy.
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Who does this? A placenta teddy bear?? Really?

Yes, that bear is made of placenta. Read about it here
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MJ appears in baby's ultrasound

Well, I guess the woman must be having a boy! Click here to read the story
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5 Things You Need in Your Closet

Our friends at the Frisky have compiled a list for your fall shopping
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1 in 3 women would rather have THIS than sex...

And not surprisingly, only 1 in 5 men are saying the same thing.  What is it?  Click here to find out. And leave a comment...do you agree?
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World's Rarest Bird Humps Reporter's Head

Polly wants a cracker?  Nope... just some action. Rare Bird Humps Photographer's Head - Watch more Funny Videos
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Breast Cancer Awareness taken too far?

Listen, I am all for promoting awareness and saving the lives of women everywhere... but do you need to purchase a pink hunting rifle to do it? This is actually up for sale on a hunting website...and there are 15 other strange Breast Cancer Awareness items for you to check out here
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Become a virgin again for only $15!

Now THAT'S a bargain. Find out how to do it here
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Awkward Yearbook Signitures

This site totally made my morning
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6 Tips for Lazy Workers to get ahead

Wondering if you qualify as a "lazy employee"? If you are reading this at work, the answer is yes. But here's an article on how you can get ahead in the corporate world
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11 Famous Actors and the roles they turned down

Did you know that Paul Shaffer from the Letterman show was origianlly offered the role of George Costanza on Seinfeld? And there are 10 others that might surprise you after the click
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Why women have sex

You mean it isn't because they find me to be an irresistable piece of man candy? Researchers asked over 1000 women for the answer and this is what they learned
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It Made My Day

It's like the F*** My Life website...  except it's actually positive
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10 Secret Fast Food Menu Items

A neopolitan milshake at In-N-Out? Nachos at chipotle?? COUNT ME IN!
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Cosmo gives bad sex advice

Ladies, on behalf of all men... let me assure you that these ideas do absolutely nothing to turn men on
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A TV newscast that can't afford graphics...

Look, I know it'a bad global economy... but really?
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6 percent of women have never had THIS kind of sex

What am I referring to?  Click here to find out
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The worst engagement photos ever

Is he trying to escape?   Actually, this is one of the BETTER ones. Want to see the rtest?  Just click here
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New Michael Jackson "This is It" Footage

This :45 clip of Michael rehearsing "Human Nature" leaked late last night.  Is it just me or are his vocals really flat?  I'm not gonna lie... I was a little sad when I watched it
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Paula tires to mock Ellen.... and it FAILS

Last night at Diva's Live, Paula decided to take a shot at her Idol replacement, Ellen Degeneres. But the biggest problem is that it wasn't really funny.  Even the crowd didn't know what to do with it.  Thoughts?
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Chris Brown--Serving his time

Yesterday, he started his 180 hours of community service in connection to the Rihanna assault.  See the video below.  What do you think?  Is he getting off too easy?
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Another New Moon Trailer- With topless Pattinson

I'm not gonna lie--- I coiuld care less about "Twilight".  But I'm just trying to increase hits on my blog and thought this would help
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If I were a woman, Maurice would be my pick

What about you?
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Let them sing it for you...

I guarantee you will waste at least 15 minutes at work on this site
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Buy a Prius...have sex

This video might not be safe for work because of language...but just turn the volume down low and have a good laugh to get you through the workday.
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Kanye still hasn't called Taylor

That was the revelation this morning when she appeared on "The View".
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Kanye on Leno

Anyone Kanye fan knows how hard he took the loss of his mother a couple of years ago. So watch what happens when Jay asks him how his mom would have felt about his VMA outburst. It gets a little uncomfortable...and kind of sad.
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LOL! Kanye Heckles Obama too

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Pink comments on Kanye's VMA blowup

Not surprisingly, she is alson on "Team Taylor"
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One day cancer treatments?

It's a new procedure called Intra-Operative Radiation therapy, and ten women in Illinois insist that it works.  It's a breast cancer treatment done in one day, using a larger target of radiation instead of several smaller treatments.  This video is pretty amazing...
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Hot girls with ugly friends

Before you leave hateful comments calling me a male pig, admit it ladies. You have one ugly friend in your social group. You keep her around to feel a little better about yourself when you are out at the club.  In fact, guys have the same setup (I'm usually the ugly friend myself).  So here is an entire gallery dedicated to the ugly friends of the world
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Man build life size lego house

Too bad he'll spend the rest of his life living in it ALONE. Click here to read all about it
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Cure your hangover

According to a recent study...you can do it by eating THIS food.
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Mariah Carey covers Foreigner

MC's "Confessions of an Imperfect Angel" comes out in three weeks and this is the song a lot of people are buzzing about.  It's a cover of the classic "I Want To Know What Love Is".  It's very much a throwback to the classic, old school, "Vision of Love", Mariah-era.  What do you think?
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Really? A microwavable scarf?

What a perfect way to stay warm this winter?  Just pop this baby in the microwave for 2 minutes before you leave the house and stay nice and toasty.  Who would buy this crap?
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Boys Like Girls and Taylor Swift?

Yep, they recorded a song together for BLG's new CD that comes out this month.  Check it out.  What do you think?
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Creepiest Video of the Week?

This deer comes back to life and escapes it's attackers
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Cats love vibrating massagers

As much as I hate cats... I love this video
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Redneck Wedding Photos

If you love white trash, you'll love THESE photos
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Donovan McNabb's dog speaks out

How does the dog of the Eagles star quarterback feel about the Michael Vick signing?  Click below to find out. Or if you are easily offended by bad language, then don't click it. Michael Vick Press Conference - Watch more Funny Videos
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Do Not Cheat on This Girl

Really, sometimes there are no words.  Wow...just... wow. Dont Cheat On This Girl - Watch more Funny Videos
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Mandy Moore is feeling "not so fresh"

But give here credit...she's doing somethng about it
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7 Foods Every Woman Should Eat

At least if you want to stay healthy.
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A Dan Mason I-team Investigation

Did you hear the story today that 90 percent of US money has traces of cocaine on it? I took matters upon myself and decided to get to the bottom of things
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10 Weirdest Google Searches

"Can Jesus Microwave a Burrito?" Yep, someone entered it as a google search. And there is more of them here
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What makes a guy creepy?

These things are a good start, but I'm sure I could add a nother dozen things to the list.  Not because I'm creepy myself... just saying
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Meat Eating Plant Discovered

It's like the Audrey II from "Little Shop of Horrors"... yikes!  Click here to see if the human race is in danger
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Bra + Pants = BRANTS

And you can buy yours here
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Beyonce- The lost audition tapes

Kanye West recently posted a video to his blog showing an old Destiny's Child audition for record label executives.  Beyonce and Kelly Rowland split lead vocals and she sure sounded different than she does now Click here to see for yourself
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Cobra Starship on the Tonight Show

Remember Estelle? The girl that did the "American Boy" song? She filled in for Leighton Meester last night and it did not go well.  Not only does she not know the lyrics...she just looked bored.  What do you think?
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Taylor Swift joins the Kiss Army

Adorable!  Check out the footage of her pranking Keith Urban by joing him onstage dressed like a member of Kiss
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Another strangely perverse infomercial

The shake weight...excercise for women.  Really?  What exactly is this supposed to help them with?
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Because kids doing dumb stuff is adorable...

There are a bunch of other pics like this on this site
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What's wrong with this handbag?

I know it's supposed to be a cool designer bag for the ladies....but it kind of looks like something else doesn't it??  Just saying... fail owned pwned pictures see more Fail Blog
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Is Lady Gaga a Hermaphrodite?

These pics would indicate that the answer is YES To fuel the fire, there is an unconfirmed quote floating around the internet where Gaga confirms the rumors The supposed quote from Lady Gaga goes something like this “this is not something that I am ashamed of, but it is not something that I go around telling everyone. Yes I have both male and female genitalia but I consider myself a female”. Nobody seems to be able to confirm if that is a real quote.  In fact, nobody knows what publication it was in. What do you think?  Is she working with both male and female parts?
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Be Shark Week Chic

It was amazing how many of my females friends were all posting "Shark Week" related status updates on facebook last night.  Well, now you can take your love of Jaws to the next level.  Check out the latest in shark related fashion These t-shirts are only the beginning... more items can be found here
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Next time you go to the ATM....

You could be at risk for identity theft. Click here to read about how some hackers are setting up fake ATM machines to get your info and how you can try to spot them
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Get ready parents...

This will be the biggest selling toy of the year.. It's the "Elmo Tickle Hands" and for some reason, I'm really, really creeped out by them. Amazon.com starts shipping them Tuesday.  Better get yours now before they disappear at the holidays. Find out more about the toy here
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Facebook Status Off

By far, the funniest video of the week. Check it out
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Remember the Wedding Dance?

I posted the video of the couple dancing down the aisle to Chris Brown at their wedding. Well now comes the DIVORCE DANCE!  This is really funny.
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Engine that runs on Mountain Dew

It amazes me that automakers can't build engines that run on alternative fuel, but random old men CAN.  Check out the guy who has figured out how to power his engine with MOUNTIAN DEW!
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Pet Custody Battles

This story might seem ridiculous... but I actually know someone who is going through the same issue with her cats.  She and her soon to be ex are having to discuss custody with a mediator. When you spend more on lawyers than the pet, bad things are bound to happen
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Billboards that don't belong next to each other

  Someone at the billboard  company has a sense of humor.  See more examples right here
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This just makes me happy...

I was feeling a little sad earlier this week and this song totally put me in a good mood.  Check it out.  The artist is Michael Franti featuring Spearhead.  What do you think of it?
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Mother allergic to her own baby

Wouldn't this SUCK??? Click here to read all about it.
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Michael Jackson Brothers

This video absolutely made my morning. It's like Mario Bros, except with the King of Pop
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And the madness begins

Shout out to Jackie and Sarah, loyal End listeners and Jonas Bros fans.  They made a special Youtube video to beg for tickets to the show August 4th.  The Wake Up Call has info on meet and greet passes Thursday morning after 8am
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Joe Jonas Cries Onstage

Last night at the JoBros concert in Detroit, Joe Jonas reportedly cried during their performance.  Recent reports said that he bnroke up with his girlfriend, Camilla Belle.  I can't tell if he's crying or not, but I'm really amused by the constant screaming of the little girl who goes hoarse by trhe end of the clip.  
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I want my wedding to be like this

Except in mine, the whole wedding party will do the "Thriller" dance down the aisle
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Turtle O Face

Note- FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. The video below is strictly for those who wonder what kinds of faces turtles make during sex.
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All time best drunken shame pics

210 Reasons to not pass out in the company of people who don't love you
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An Open Letter to Ben Roethlisberger

Dear Ben- Like many people in the media, I am skeptical about the woman who has recently accused you of sexually assaulting her at Harrah's in Lake Tahoe. It seems odd that she never filed a criminal complaint against you and waited an entire year after the alleged encounter before filing the civil lawsuit. I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that this woman is just looking for a piece of your Super Bowl paycheck. However, that does not mean that there isn't some questionable decision making on your part that we need to discuss.  Ben, we both realize that you are not a tantalizing piece of man candy like Tom Brady. You are kind of a fatty and have that certain white trash look away from the field. I'm sure supermodels  aren't throwing themselves at you at charity events. Come to think of it, even the bottom feeding celebrity slutbags like Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan aren't calling you hoping that they can be seen with you leaving the Ivy in Los Angeles. Jessica Simpson wouldn't see you as a suitable replacement for Tony Romo, even though you are a better football player. But for God's sake, Ben... why are you lowering yourself to THIS Ben, you put yourself in a compromising position with a woman that is subpar even by MY standards, and let's be honest, I don't have a right to be picky. Where do we even start with this hot mess? a) She has sheets of dry wall for front teeth b) She looks like she could use an extra shower c) She's wearing a cowboy hat because she thinks it fashionable Ben, this woman already seems like she's a little nuts...and we saw how that worked out for Steve McNair. If you are going to risk being shot in the temple while you sleep, shouldn't it at least be for someone kind of attractive?  A washed up pornstar (I think Mary Carey is cleaned up after her stint on "Sober House")? Tiffani Amber Thiessen? Maybe the girl that played Kimmy Gibler on "Full House"... I hear she's available.  Your fan, Dan Mason
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The Ultimate Rick Roll

There are no words for this level of awesomeness
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Couple with same name gets married

So Kelly Hildebrand googled herself one day in Florida and found a good looking guy in Texas with the same name.  She decided to send him a flirty email pointing out the coincidence.  To me, that seems a little creepy and desperate.  But it worked out...they're getting married.  See the video below.
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Are you a pothead? There's an app for you.

There's an app for everything, isn't there?
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Being Pretty Sucks

Or at least the people on this 2 minute documentary want you to think so.  This clip is from the Sundance Channel's website.  It's part of their "Art of Seduction" series.  Interesting to see people complaining about how rough life is for good looking people.  It must get SO old having people come up and tell you that you're attractive.  It must be AWFUL to get a free pita at the pita pit for no reason other than being nice to look at. And is it just me, or are some of these "pretty people" not all that pretty in the first place?
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Michael Jackson's Image Spotted In The End's office

No Joke--- see for yourself
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The I-tie is coming

Fellas-- now you canstore your Ipod and still look dapper at the same time.  Click here to find out more
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The grossest story EVER!

So a German tourist went to the Waldorf Astoria in NYC for dinner and got more than he bargained for.  I'll warn you upfront that this is beyond disgusting.  Click to find out what was in his steak
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Adultery?? We've got an app for that!

Needless to say, if your man has this on his Iphone, he's probably cheating on you
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Child Mullets

It's pretty self explanatory. Click here to see the full gallery.
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My new favorite song

BOOTYTWEET!  And it's NSFW.  He drops an F-bomb
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I can't believe this didn't win an Oscar

Did you know that Matthew McCounaghey and Kate Beckinsale did a movie in 2003 about a normal man whose entire family are dwarfs? I didn't either.  But this might be the worst movie trailer of all time
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San Francisco's Same Sex Penguin Couple Calls It quits.

I think this is bigger news than the Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo split.
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Because we love white trash

Believe it or not, lots of trailer parkers are taking  pictures of their boozing babies...  check out the gallery after the jump
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The World's Worst Marriage Proposals

Because being proposed to during an arrest is what EVERY girl dreams of.  Enjoy the video below....and check out 15 other awkward proposals by clicking here
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LIVE COVERAGE OF MICHAEL JACKSON MEMORIAL

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MJ's Ghost Spotted at Neverland?

I don't buy that this is what everyone says it is.... afterall, the "ghost" isn't moonwalking.  What do you think?
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How to dress big boobs

Just a public service for my well endowed female listeners. This article gives you tips on how to accentuate without looking like a hooker. Although I would argue that the occasional hooker outfit is okay... and in fact, quite hot.  Just saying.
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Microsoft's Bizarre New Commercial

Where do I even begin with this??? a) Projectile vomiting on a commercial?? Really?  Is that necessary? b) Are they trying to sell the new explorer to women on the basis of "You won't have to know about the kinky, devient pornography that your husband is looking at when yuo aren't in the room?" c) Isn't that Dean Cain (aka Superman) doing this ad?  Is that how far his career as fallen? Check it out and leave a comment.  Is this not the weirdest commercial that you've seen in awhile?
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Cool or Creepy??

A Brazillian designer has figured out a way to use 3-D printing to create caster, life size, models of unborn babies. Why would a mom to be want a replica of their growing fetus?  Scientists say it could help women who have a naturally hard time bonding with their child...which begs the question... WHY ARE YOU HAVING A BABY IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU CAN BOND WITH IT??? Anyhow, click here to read all about it. What do you think ladies?  Would you want one of these?
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The Ultimate Michael Jackson Tribute

I can't think of one artist that means enough to me that I would spend the time to put something like THIS together.  It's one fan's 64-track acapella rendition of "Thriller".  It just has to be seen to be believed
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Sexy one piece swimsuits for the summer

Let's be honest, not everyone looks great in a two piece. So our friends at the Frisky of put together a collection of hot one piece swimsuits for the summer. Click here to check them out
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Isn't this taking the green movement a little far?

This is a model of the new line of Toyota Prius hearses.  A enviornmentally sound HEARSE?  Really? Once your dead, does it really matter if you are doing your part to save the planet? And isn't it bad for mother earth to put your formaldehyde laden corpse in the soil??
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Are you Lonely? Do you need a friend?

Did you knwo that there are thousands of people that would love to be your new BFF?  And you can link up with them on this new social networking site. Oh, did I mention that they are all INMATES?
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Grand Meth Auto?

According to a UK research group, you can unlock a recipe for meth during gameplay for "Grand theft Auto IV".  What's next?  A steroid recipe in Madden '09?
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New Miley Pics-- What's The Big Deal

The internet is buzzing again about new Miley Cyrus pics that have surfaced online. She was clowning around in the makeup room on the set of her new movie that she's shooting in Georgia.  Below are the photos that many are calling "too provocative for a 16 year old"? The film's director, Adam Shankman (who is pictured in the photo on the left), has already taken to his twitter to defend Miley, calling her "an angel who works tirelessly". Seriously, why do people keep bashing Miley? Has she ever done anything to get in trouble?  Has she been seen stumbling out a club drunk?  Has she been busted for drugs? Lay off the poor kid...sheesh
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A Year Without Sex....

I've done it before....but never by choice like this journalist. What do you think? Could you hold out for a year?
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Leighton Meester Sex Tape

It looks like the deal has been closed, because there is a website with images from the tape already posted.  We're hearing that the tape is far from hardcore, and features mostly innocuous nude scenes.  Although Leighton...well...apprantly she has talented feet. If you want to see the NSFM images, go to www.celebhotline.com
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Obese woman trips and break entrance with face

No, I'm not laughing AT fat people... I'm laughing WITH them
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Funniest Pics from the Lakers championship riots

Not gonna lie... this site amused me last night
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The Jon & Kate divorce is coming...

And because they have NO SOUL....they'll make you watch the show to find out about it
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Man sues match.com

As a former match.com customer, I agree with the point about them keeping up old profiles to give the illusion of more matches than there actually are...but a lawsuit seems a little extreme.  However, it is a class action suit...so if he gets paid, you best believe I will be looking for my piece of the cash
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Pics that make you say WTF??

And this one is only the beginning. Click here to see more weird people doing weird things
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Is it Cheating?

Here's a great article from MSN that talks about a lot of those awkward "gray areas" when it comes to cheating... Sleeping in the same bed as someone of the opposite sex? Getting a lapdance at the strip club? Having a work "spouse"? What are people saying about these things? Click Here To Find Out
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Death Metal Parrot

Don't you wish YOUR bird rock like this???
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What's unhealthier than a fried twinkie?

You're used to eating crap food at the fair.  Fried coke, fried twinkies, etc... But how about chocolate covered bacon? Yep... it's being served at the Wisconsin state fair.  Which explains why all of the fans you see on televised Packers games look the way the do
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The world's worst talent audition...

I have no idea if it's legit... but it sure is funny Talent audition gone bad! - Watch more Funny Videos
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