Of course not. I mean, going from Ryan Reynolds to little, elflike, Kevin is like giving up a freshly broiled Maine lobster for some freezer burned crap from Red Lobster.
But that didn't stop Kevin from trying to get with her at a recent Hollywood party.Â ScarJo spent the evening talking up a group of people including Kevin and Leo DiCaprio. How awkward is that, fellas?Â We've all been in the position of trying to hook up with a smokin' hot girl, but there is a way better looking guy with more money in the room.Â You know no matter how hard youÂ try, she's probabnly leaving with him.Â That's what this night was like for Connolly.
At least men everywhere can sleep easy knowing that our sweet Scarlett isn't tapping a circus dwarf.
It's Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy at the North American car show in Detroit last weekend. . And that's either his real hair or an Ogilve home perm gone terrible wrong. I wonder how long it took him to flat iron that mess back in his emo and eyeliner days??
And I'm talking REALLY filthy. Just weeks before he is set to make his comeback at the Masters, another porn star hookup of his has a website with over 100 texts that Tiger sent to her.Â They get into everything from spanking, to choking, to peeing on her.
Stay classy, Tiger!
Here's the link...not appropriate for those under 18
Not that i'm saying Sandra Bullock is attractive-- because I don't think she is. However, she doesn't deserve to be cheated on.Â ESPECIALLY with a girl that looks like she's, at best, got Hepatitis C, and at WORST, the HIV.Â This is the photo of her husband's alleged mistress.
Cick here to read more about Hollywood's newest adultry scandal.
If you don't want to put yourself out thereon "War of the Roses", there's a new way to check up on the guy you are interested in.Â This serviceÂ allows you to browse profiles of men who have been identified as players all across the country. They've gotÂ pics, phone numbers, videos, and texts to prove the indiscretions.
I really don't think so.Â I think she's a spoiled, little, bitch who had the world at her fingerttips and threw it away. I'm not even sure what's the best part of this video from "The Insider"-- The disaster that is Lindsay?Â Or the sassy, black, lady who is doing the interview.
Click below for the best 4 minutes that you will be have today.
The Holiday Inn is testing a new service where a staff member would come lay in your bed for 5 minutes to warm it up for you at night.Â No, really. Read about it here. Would you pay to have a stranger warm up your bed?
And it happened on Jay's own show. By the way, last night was the first time I've watched the Leno 10pm show since it's first week. Is there any wonder that it tanked??Â It's the worst hour on TV...between the green car challenge and the unfunny bits with the guy making jingles for different businesses... I was bored. Gotta say I'm sad to see Conan go away.Â Anyhow... check the video below
Thanks to you, I realize that the Haiti earthquake is a "blessing in disguise".Â I also know that this is God's retaliation against a godless nation that "made a pact with the devil". I also know that you, Pat Robertson, are a gigantic douche for trying to use the death of 100,000 people to push you own agenda.
Check the video below, and prepare to be sickened.
By the way, for those of you who would like to do something POSITIVE in the aftermath of this tragedy, click the link on theÂ homepageÂ to donate to the American Red Cross relief efforts.
Did anyone catch this during halftime of the Fiesta Bowl?
Oh, by the way, it turns out she's not sad.Â She's actually blind. So don'y you feel like an insensitive ass for laughing???
Geez-- how do you even sleep at night???
Ok--- after posting dog lingerie pics, it's time to get serious for a second.
A new law in Oklahoma will allow the state to post details of every abortion performed online.Â I'm notÂ posting thisÂ as a way to startÂ a pro-choice/pro-life discussion.Â But doesn't this create a slippery slope about people's health records being made public?Â What's next?Â Â Posting info that could be used to find AIDS patients? Or people with depression/mental health problems??
Read the article hereÂ and feel free to leave a comment
Listen, I am all for promoting awareness and saving the lives of women everywhere... but do you need to purchase a pink hunting rifle to do it?
This is actually up for sale on a hunting website...and there are 15 other strange Breast Cancer Awareness items for you to check out here
Last night at Diva's Live, Paula decided to take a shot at her Idol replacement, Ellen Degeneres. But the biggest problem is that it wasn't really funny.Â Even the crowd didn't know what to do with it.Â Thoughts?
Anyone Kanye fan knows how hard he took the loss of his mother a couple of years ago. So watch what happens when Jay asks him how his mom would have felt about his VMA outburst. It gets a little uncomfortable...and kind of sad.
It's a new procedure called Intra-Operative Radiation therapy, and ten women in Illinois insist that it works.Â It's a breast cancer treatment done in one day, using a larger target of radiation instead of several smaller treatments.Â This video is pretty amazing...
Before you leave hateful comments calling me a male pig, admit it ladies. You have one ugly friend in your social group. You keep her around to feel a little better about yourself when you are out at the club.Â In fact, guys have the same setup (I'm usually the ugly friend myself).Â So here is an entire gallery dedicated to the ugly friends of the world
MC's "Confessions of an Imperfect Angel" comes out in three weeks and this is the song a lot of people are buzzing about.Â It's a cover of the classic "I Want To Know What Love Is".Â It's very much a throwback to the classic, old school, "Vision of Love", Mariah-era.Â What do you think?
How does the dog of the Eagles star quarterback feel about the Michael Vick signing?Â Click below to find out. Or if you are easily offended by bad language, then don't click it.
Michael Vick Press Conference - Watch more Funny Videos
Kanye West recently posted a video to his blog showing an old Destiny's Child audition for record label executives.Â Beyonce and Kelly Rowland split lead vocals and she sure sounded different than she does now
Click here to see for yourself
Remember Estelle? The girl that did the "American Boy" song? She filled in for Leighton Meester last night and it did not go well.Â Not only does she not know the lyrics...she just looked bored.Â What do you think?
These pics would indicate that the answer is YES
To fuel the fire, there is an unconfirmed quote floating around the internet where Gaga confirms the rumors
The supposed quote from Lady Gaga goes something like this âthis is not something that I am ashamed of, but it is not something that I go around telling everyone. Yes I have both male and female genitalia but I consider myself a femaleâ.
Nobody seems to be able to confirm if that is a real quote.Â In fact, nobody knows what publication it was in. What do you think?Â Is she working with both male and female parts?
It was amazing how many of my females friends were all posting "Shark Week" related status updates on facebook last night.Â Well, now you can take your love of Jaws to the next level.Â Check out the latest in shark related fashion
These t-shirts are only the beginning... more items can be found here
This will be the biggest selling toy of the year..
It's the "Elmo Tickle Hands" and for some reason, I'm really, really creeped out by them.
Amazon.com starts shipping them Tuesday.Â Better get yours now before they disappear at the holidays. Find out more about the toy here
This story might seem ridiculous... but I actually know someone who is going through the same issue with her cats.Â She and her soon to be ex are having to discuss custody with a mediator.
When you spend more on lawyers than the pet, bad things are bound to happen
Shout out to Jackie and Sarah, loyal End listeners and Jonas Bros fans.Â They made a special Youtube video to beg for tickets to the show August 4th.Â The Wake Up Call has info on meet and greet passes Thursday morning after 8am
Last night at the JoBros concert in Detroit, Joe Jonas reportedly cried during their performance.Â Recent reports said that he bnroke up with his girlfriend, Camilla Belle.Â I can't tell if he's crying or not, but I'm really amused by the constant screaming of the little girl who goes hoarse by trhe end of the clip.
Like many people in the media, I am skeptical about the woman who has recently accused you of sexually assaulting her at Harrah's in Lake Tahoe. It seems odd that she never filed a criminal complaint against you and waited an entire year after the alleged encounter before filing the civil lawsuit. I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that this woman is just looking for a pieceÂ of your Super Bowl paycheck.
However, that does not mean that there isn't some questionable decision making on your partÂ that we need to discuss.Â Ben,Â we both realizeÂ that you are not a tantalizing piece of man candy like Tom Brady. You areÂ kind ofÂ a fatty and have that certain white trash look away from the field. I'm sure supermodelsÂ aren't throwing themselves at you at charity events. Come to think of it, even the bottom feeding celebrity slutbags like Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan aren't calling you hoping that they can be seen with you leaving the Ivy in Los Angeles. Jessica Simpson wouldn't see you as a suitable replacement for Tony Romo, even though you are a better football player. But for God's sake, Ben... why are you lowering yourself to THIS
Ben, you put yourself in a compromising position with a woman that is subpar even by MY standards, and let's be honest, I don't have a right to beÂ picky. Where do we even start with this hot mess?
a) She has sheets of dry wall for front teeth
b) She looks like she could use an extra shower
c) She's wearing a cowboy hat because she thinks it fashionable
Ben, this woman already seems like she's a little nuts...and we saw how that worked out for Steve McNair. If you are going to risk being shot in the temple while you sleep, shouldn't it at least be for someone kind of attractive?Â A washed up pornstar (I think Mary Carey is cleaned up after her stint on "Sober House")? Tiffani Amber Thiessen? Maybe the girl that played Kimmy Gibler on "Full House"... I hear she's available.Â
So Kelly Hildebrand googled herself one day in Florida and found a good looking guy in Texas with the same name.Â She decided to send him a flirty email pointing out the coincidence.Â To me, that seems a little creepy and desperate.Â But it worked out...they're getting married.Â See the video below.
Or at least the people on this 2 minute documentary want you to think so.Â This clip is from the Sundance Channel's website.Â It's part of their "Art of Seduction" series.Â Interesting to see people complaining about how rough life is for good looking people.Â It must get SO old having people come up and tell you that you're attractive.Â It must be AWFUL to get a free pita at the pita pit for no reason other than being nice to look at.
And is it just me, or are some of these "pretty people" not all that pretty in the first place?
Where do I even begin with this???
a) Projectile vomiting on a commercial?? Really?Â Is that necessary?
b) Are they trying to sell the new explorer to women on the basis of "You won't have to know about the kinky, devient pornography that your husband is looking at when yuo aren't in the room?"
c) Isn't that Dean Cain (aka Superman) doing this ad?Â Is that how far his career as fallen?
Check it out and leave a comment.Â Is this not the weirdest commercial that you've seen in awhile?
A Brazillian designer has figured out a way to use 3-D printing to create caster, life size, models of unborn babies. Why would a mom to be want a replica of their growing fetus?Â Scientists say it could help women who have a naturally hard time bonding with their child...which begs the question... WHY ARE YOU HAVING A BABY IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU CAN BOND WITH IT???
Anyhow, click here to read all about it. What do you think ladies?Â Would you want one of these?
I can't think of one artist that means enough to me that I would spend the time to put something like THIS together.Â It's one fan's 64-track acapella rendition of "Thriller".Â It just has to be seen to be believed
This is a model of the new line of Toyota Prius hearses.Â A enviornmentally sound HEARSE?Â Really? Once your dead, does it really matter if you are doing your part to save the planet? And isn't it bad for mother earth to put your formaldehyde laden corpse in the soil??
The internet is buzzing again about new Miley Cyrus pics that have surfaced online. She was clowning around in the makeup room on the set of her new movie that she's shooting in Georgia.Â Below are the photos that many are calling "too provocative for a 16 year old"?
The film's director, Adam Shankman (who is pictured in the photo on the left), has already taken to his twitter to defend Miley, calling her "an angel who works tirelessly".
Seriously, why do people keep bashing Miley? Has she ever done anything to get in trouble?Â Has she been seen stumbling out a club drunk?Â Has she been busted for drugs? Lay off the poor kid...sheesh
It looks like the deal has been closed, because there is a website with images from the tape already posted.Â We're hearing that the tape is far from hardcore, and features mostly innocuous nude scenes.Â Although Leighton...well...apprantly she has talented feet.
If you want to see the NSFM images, go to www.celebhotline.com
As a former match.com customer, I agree with the point about them keeping up old profiles to give the illusion of more matches than there actually are...but a lawsuit seems a little extreme.Â However, it is a class action suit...so if he gets paid, you best believe I will be looking for my piece of the cash
Here's a great article from MSN that talks about a lot of those awkward "gray areas" when it comes to cheating...
Sleeping in the same bed as someone of the opposite sex?
Getting a lapdance at the strip club?
Having a work "spouse"?
What are people saying about these things? Click Here To Find Out