Rice Krispies make a false claim on their boxes. No one knows who is in charge of SF while the mayor is on vacation. President Obama says that helping Native American struggles will be a top priority.
November 5, 2009
Great White Sharks are common in the San Francisco Bay. A man stabs himself to get out of work. A couple sues neighbors for smoking.
November 4, 2009
A town seen on Google Maps doesn’t exist. Ex-Rudy Tuesday employees are filing sexual harassment charges against the restaurant. $3400 worth of pizzas was stolen from a Wisconsin pizza factory.
November 3, 2009
Scientist discovered that adults have two types of fat. Conservationists are outraged at a cooking show for cooking European Eel. A small town in Indiana paid $1 million for a fire truck.
November 2, 2009
Most of America set their clocks back over the weekend. Controversy at the National Sudoku Championship. A gang member was busted at Disney World.
October 30, 2009
Jolt Cola is going bankrupt. A strange white mass washed ashore in New Zealand. Old people are concerned about young people.
October 29, 2009
A pedestrian was caught lodged in a car wind shield. A clown was pulled over for a DUI. The 2009 election had a medical affect on male voters.
October 28, 2009
Modern man and Neanderthals probably had sex. A deer smashed through a glass door at a Chinese restaurant. DC Sniper has been scheduled to die.
October 27, 2009
A Michigan man found 2 tombstones in his backyard. Warner Bros. shuts down a woman's Harry Potter themed party. The Walt Disney Co. is refunding their Baby Einstein videos.
October 26, 2009
A new airport in San Diego may be located in the ocean. The new Black Barbie dolls have been introduced. 4 out of 10 parents will not get their kids the swine flu vaccine.
October 23, 2009
Hulu.com will start charging people to watch videos. A painting was found that may show the first wristwatch ever. The Senate passes a bill that makes assault based on sexual orientation a hate crime.
October 22, 2009
A carpenter carved his way into the world record books in honor of his deceased wife. A manatee is trapped off the coast of New Jersey. Leisure activities are now available for soldiers in Iraq.
October 21, 2009
A doctor loses his medical license for writing 93,000 prescriptions. Pets may soon become a tax write-off. Bike accidents have increased by 15%.
October 20, 2009
Residents of an apartment building thought a dead body was a Holloween display. A farm town suggest using cow poop for power. Mathematicians offer sex advice.
October 19, 2009
An asteroid nearly hit Earth this weekend. A leading physicist believes the entire North Pole can be melted in just 2 decades. Disney is upset at an Australian beer ad.
October 16, 2009
A 17-year-old girl gets her yearbook photo removed for wearing a suit. A man shot himself in the head in a movie theater. Midget cheerleading is becoming big business.
October 15, 2009
Doctors believe newspapers trap swine flu fibers. A Kentucky tourism ad may get pulled. A woman with half a brain celebrates her 27th birthday.
October 14, 2009
The Salvation Army wants you to pick their Winter Campaign slogan. A teen boy was sent home for bringing a sword to school. A new pedicure trend may be outlawed in NYC.
October 13, 2009
Christian bookstores pull new Veggietales product from shelves. Golf balls found at bottom of Loch Ness in Scotland. Kevin Johnson's bag stolen in San Francisco.
October 12, 2009
A women’s volleyball team has to change their name. A student organization in England is offering drink tokens to those who get tested for STDs. President Obama spoke about “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” over the weekend.
October 9, 2009
Elvis Presley's hair is being auctioned off. A fugitive in Tennessee avoids police after running into a corn maze. NASA bombs the moon.
October 8, 2009
An 80-year-old man sits in his own raw sewage. NASA discovers a brand new ring around the planet Saturn. Supreme Court questions war memorial.
October 7, 2009
The White House lost information on former President Clinton interns. A mother in Texas thwarted a robbery with billiard balls. New evidence shows that Stonehenge may have been located in a different spot.
October 6, 2009
UC Berkley hires a 3 million dollar-consultant to help them save money . England host a two-week long curry festival. A McDonald's opens up in The Louvre in Paris.
October 5, 2009
The longest pedestrian bridge in America was unveiled. A Florida man was arrested for pleasuring himself outside of Bed, Bath & Beyond. A 7-year-old boy wins at the Sunflower Festival.
Rice Krispies make a false claim on their boxes. No one knows who is in charge of SF while the mayor is on vacation. President Obama says that helping Native American struggles will be a top priority.
Great White Sharks are common in the San Francisco Bay. A man stabs himself to get out of work. A couple sues neighbors for smoking.
A town seen on Google Maps doesn’t exist. Ex-Rudy Tuesday employees are filing sexual harassment charges against the restaurant. $3400 worth of pizzas was stolen from a Wisconsin pizza factory.
Scientist discovered that adults have two types of fat. Conservationists are outraged at a cooking show for cooking European Eel. A small town in Indiana paid $1 million for a fire truck.
Most of America set their clocks back over the weekend. Controversy at the National Sudoku Championship. A gang member was busted at Disney World.
Jolt Cola is going bankrupt. A strange white mass washed ashore in New Zealand. Old people are concerned about young people.
A pedestrian was caught lodged in a car wind shield. A clown was pulled over for a DUI. The 2009 election had a medical affect on male voters.
Modern man and Neanderthals probably had sex. A deer smashed through a glass door at a Chinese restaurant. DC Sniper has been scheduled to die.
A Michigan man found 2 tombstones in his backyard. Warner Bros. shuts down a woman's Harry Potter themed party. The Walt Disney Co. is refunding their Baby Einstein videos.
A new airport in San Diego may be located in the ocean. The new Black Barbie dolls have been introduced. 4 out of 10 parents will not get their kids the swine flu vaccine.
Hulu.com will start charging people to watch videos. A painting was found that may show the first wristwatch ever. The Senate passes a bill that makes assault based on sexual orientation a hate crime.
A carpenter carved his way into the world record books in honor of his deceased wife. A manatee is trapped off the coast of New Jersey. Leisure activities are now available for soldiers in Iraq.
A doctor loses his medical license for writing 93,000 prescriptions. Pets may soon become a tax write-off. Bike accidents have increased by 15%.
Residents of an apartment building thought a dead body was a Holloween display. A farm town suggest using cow poop for power. Mathematicians offer sex advice.
An asteroid nearly hit Earth this weekend. A leading physicist believes the entire North Pole can be melted in just 2 decades. Disney is upset at an Australian beer ad.
A 17-year-old girl gets her yearbook photo removed for wearing a suit. A man shot himself in the head in a movie theater. Midget cheerleading is becoming big business.
Doctors believe newspapers trap swine flu fibers. 
The Salvation Army wants you to pick their Winter Campaign slogan. A teen boy was sent home for bringing a sword to school. A new pedicure trend may be outlawed in NYC.
Christian bookstores pull new Veggietales product from shelves. Golf balls found at bottom of Loch Ness in Scotland. Kevin Johnson's bag stolen in San Francisco.
A women’s volleyball team has to change their name. A student organization in England is offering drink tokens to those who get tested for STDs. President Obama spoke about “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” over the weekend. 
Elvis Presley's hair is being auctioned off. A fugitive in Tennessee avoids police after running into a corn maze. NASA bombs the moon.
An 80-year-old man sits in his own raw sewage. NASA discovers a brand new ring around the planet Saturn. Supreme Court questions war memorial.
The White House lost information on former President Clinton interns. A mother in Texas thwarted a robbery with billiard balls. New evidence shows that Stonehenge may have been located in a different spot.
UC Berkley hires a 3 million dollar-consultant to help them save money . England host a two-week long curry festival. A McDonald's opens up in The Louvre in Paris.
The longest pedestrian bridge in America was unveiled. A Florida man was arrested for pleasuring himself outside of Bed, Bath & Beyond. A 7-year-old boy wins at the Sunflower Festival.
