Couple in FL arrested for selling stolen goods. Injured ninja calls the paramedics. FOX News caught in another lie.
November 19, 2009
A charity helps to bring troops home for the holidays. Suspected robbers bottle feed a baby. A father speaks Klingon to his child.
November 18, 2009
A mother drives around with her teenage daughter on the roof. A landfill tech in San Diego lied about methane readings. President George W. Bush is getting a library named after him.
November 17, 2009
Highly electronically charged objects lower men’s sperm count. Australian Koala’s are nearing extinction. Judge allows quadriplegic man to own a gun.
November 16, 2009
Thieves stole a cannon from a Vallejo cemetery. Teen and his grandfather shoot a polar bear in Canada. The Pope is putting out a Christmas album.
November 13, 2009
Guy in NJ gets car towed while delivering pizza. Judge in the Banana Robber trial hopes the ruling is final. A man is making teddy bears out of women’s placentas.
November 12, 2009
Brazil and Paraguay had a major power outage. A member of a library board was fired for keeping a book out for over a year. Police arrested 40 people during a wedding brawl.
November 11, 2009
A college in Brazil expelled a girl for posing for photos. A terror plot against a Danish cartoonist was thwarted. A marine was arrested for beating up a suspected terrorist.
November 10, 2009
Rats are thriving in the bad economy. A new PC virus loads child pornography on your computer. Scientist found that man lived at the same time as a giant elephant-like creature.
November 9, 2009
Teen in Japan gets shot with an arrow in archery class. Pro-Rape Facebook fan page gets shut down. 50-year-old man gets caught stealing Red Bull.
November 6, 2009
Rice Krispies make a false claim on their boxes. No one knows who is in charge of SF while the mayor is on vacation. President Obama says that helping Native American struggles will be a top priority.
November 5, 2009
Great White Sharks are common in the San Francisco Bay. A man stabs himself to get out of work. A couple sues neighbors for smoking.
November 4, 2009
A town seen on Google Maps doesn’t exist. Ex-Rudy Tuesday employees are filing sexual harassment charges against the restaurant. $3400 worth of pizzas was stolen from a Wisconsin pizza factory.
November 3, 2009
Scientist discovered that adults have two types of fat. Conservationists are outraged at a cooking show for cooking European Eel. A small town in Indiana paid $1 million for a fire truck.
November 2, 2009
Most of America set their clocks back over the weekend. Controversy at the National Sudoku Championship. A gang member was busted at Disney World.
October 30, 2009
Jolt Cola is going bankrupt. A strange white mass washed ashore in New Zealand. Old people are concerned about young people.
October 29, 2009
A pedestrian was caught lodged in a car wind shield. A clown was pulled over for a DUI. The 2009 election had a medical affect on male voters.
October 28, 2009
Modern man and Neanderthals probably had sex. A deer smashed through a glass door at a Chinese restaurant. DC Sniper has been scheduled to die.
October 27, 2009
A Michigan man found 2 tombstones in his backyard. Warner Bros. shuts down a woman's Harry Potter themed party. The Walt Disney Co. is refunding their Baby Einstein videos.
October 26, 2009
A new airport in San Diego may be located in the ocean. The new Black Barbie dolls have been introduced. 4 out of 10 parents will not get their kids the swine flu vaccine.
October 23, 2009
Hulu.com will start charging people to watch videos. A painting was found that may show the first wristwatch ever. The Senate passes a bill that makes assault based on sexual orientation a hate crime.
October 22, 2009
A carpenter carved his way into the world record books in honor of his deceased wife. A manatee is trapped off the coast of New Jersey. Leisure activities are now available for soldiers in Iraq.
October 21, 2009
A doctor loses his medical license for writing 93,000 prescriptions. Pets may soon become a tax write-off. Bike accidents have increased by 15%.
October 20, 2009
Residents of an apartment building thought a dead body was a Holloween display. A farm town suggest using cow poop for power. Mathematicians offer sex advice.
October 19, 2009
An asteroid nearly hit Earth this weekend. A leading physicist believes the entire North Pole can be melted in just 2 decades. Disney is upset at an Australian beer ad.
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Couple in FL arrested for selling stolen goods. Injured ninja calls the paramedics. FOX News caught in another lie.
A charity helps to bring troops home for the holidays. Suspected robbers bottle feed a baby. A father speaks Klingon to his child.
A mother drives around with her teenage daughter on the roof. A landfill tech in San Diego lied about methane readings. President George W. Bush is getting a library named after him. 
Highly electronically charged objects lower men’s sperm count. Australian Koala’s are nearing extinction. Judge allows quadriplegic man to own a gun.
Thieves stole a cannon from a Vallejo cemetery. Teen and his grandfather shoot a polar bear in Canada. The Pope is putting out a Christmas album.
Guy in NJ gets car towed while delivering pizza. Judge in the Banana Robber trial hopes the ruling is final. A man is making teddy bears out of women’s placentas. 
Brazil and Paraguay had a major power outage. A member of a library board was fired for keeping a book out for over a year. Police arrested 40 people during a wedding brawl. 
A college in Brazil expelled a girl for posing for photos. A terror plot against a Danish cartoonist was thwarted. A marine was arrested for beating up a suspected terrorist.
Rats are thriving in the bad economy. A new PC virus loads child pornography on your computer. Scientist found that man lived at the same time as a giant elephant-like creature.
Teen in Japan gets shot with an arrow in archery class. Pro-Rape Facebook fan page gets shut down. 50-year-old man gets caught stealing Red Bull.
Rice Krispies make a false claim on their boxes. No one knows who is in charge of SF while the mayor is on vacation. President Obama says that helping Native American struggles will be a top priority.
Great White Sharks are common in the San Francisco Bay. A man stabs himself to get out of work. A couple sues neighbors for smoking.
A town seen on Google Maps doesn’t exist. Ex-Rudy Tuesday employees are filing sexual harassment charges against the restaurant. $3400 worth of pizzas was stolen from a Wisconsin pizza factory.
Scientist discovered that adults have two types of fat. Conservationists are outraged at a cooking show for cooking European Eel. A small town in Indiana paid $1 million for a fire truck.
Most of America set their clocks back over the weekend. Controversy at the National Sudoku Championship. A gang member was busted at Disney World.
Jolt Cola is going bankrupt. A strange white mass washed ashore in New Zealand. Old people are concerned about young people.
A pedestrian was caught lodged in a car wind shield. A clown was pulled over for a DUI. The 2009 election had a medical affect on male voters.
Modern man and Neanderthals probably had sex. A deer smashed through a glass door at a Chinese restaurant. DC Sniper has been scheduled to die.
A Michigan man found 2 tombstones in his backyard. Warner Bros. shuts down a woman's Harry Potter themed party. The Walt Disney Co. is refunding their Baby Einstein videos.
A new airport in San Diego may be located in the ocean. The new Black Barbie dolls have been introduced. 4 out of 10 parents will not get their kids the swine flu vaccine.
Hulu.com will start charging people to watch videos. A painting was found that may show the first wristwatch ever. The Senate passes a bill that makes assault based on sexual orientation a hate crime.
A carpenter carved his way into the world record books in honor of his deceased wife. A manatee is trapped off the coast of New Jersey. Leisure activities are now available for soldiers in Iraq.
A doctor loses his medical license for writing 93,000 prescriptions. Pets may soon become a tax write-off. Bike accidents have increased by 15%.
Residents of an apartment building thought a dead body was a Holloween display. A farm town suggest using cow poop for power. Mathematicians offer sex advice.
An asteroid nearly hit Earth this weekend. A leading physicist believes the entire North Pole can be melted in just 2 decades. Disney is upset at an Australian beer ad.
