The Frisky put out a list of the "19 Secrets You Shouldn't Tell Your Boyfriend."
1. You think he put on weight.
2. An ex-boyfriend bought you that necklace you always wear.
3. Heâ€™s not your physical type.
4. You read What Shamu Taught Me About Life, Love, and Marriage: Lessons For People From Animals And Their Trainers and have been applying its teachings ever since.
5. You hate his favorite T-shirt.
6. What his face looks like when he orgasms.
7. How much money those new shoes really cost.
8. Your parents/shrink/friends/kids/coworkers donâ€™t like him.
9. You donâ€™t floss.
10. Your exes were a lot hotter.
11. You just puked a little in your mouth.
12. That he reminds you of your mom/dad/sibling.
13. How much you weigh.
14. That you cheated on an ex.
15. You thought you were pregnant, but you werenâ€™t.
16. How long itâ€™s been since you last pooped.
17. You think heâ€™s effeminate.
18. That you love him, if he hasnâ€™t already said those three words first.
19. This bra is padded.