Signs He is WAY Too into You
Glamour Magazine put out this list of signs that the guy your seeing is WAY too into you too early in the relationship:
1. His Texts Read Like Inner Monologues, But To You
â€śHey, just walking to work, so nice out today, howâ€™s it with you?â€ť
â€śWork sucks today, my boss is being a total jerk.â€ť
â€śStew for lunch at the cafâ€”so glad carrots are in season; what are you up to later?â€ť
2. Heâ€™s Shouting It From the Rooftops
The guy above was obviously so excited he was telling everyone he knew about his new relationship. Doesnâ€™t bode well for his decision making abilities, especially in matters of discretion, for the future. I mean, youâ€™re awesome, he should be excited, but thereâ€™s a point where it gets weird (and that point would be after your third date and his mom is saying â€śhiâ€ť to you).
3. Heâ€™s Dying to Meet Your Friends
Letâ€™s say youâ€™ve had a couple great dates, and when he asks for a third you unfortunately canâ€™t make the night heâ€™s asked about because you have plans with The Girls. If his initial response is â€śSounds amazing, what time should I show up?â€ť the conversation with The Girls should start with, â€śI met this total stalker.â€ť
4. He Has Your Summer Planned and itâ€™s November
Beware of the dude who begins picking out wedding china on your third date. If itâ€™s super early, and heâ€™s already talking about the trips you could take together, or how amazing his place on the Cape is, thatâ€™s a red flag. Heâ€™s trying to impress you with long range plans for 1 of 2 reasons: He wants to lock this down or heâ€™s trying to bed you. Either way, order the lobster and go home alone.