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Signs You Are Already Married (If You Aren't)

Here are some signs from lemondrop.com: Popping Zits If you've ever popped a zit in front of someone else, or FOR someone else, I hate to break it to you, but you're so married. This goes doubly for ingrown hairs. Once you've done this for somebody, there is no going back. Farting Whether they are loud and proud or quiet and stinky, if you've farted around someone, you've taken the bond to the next level. It's the intimacy equivalent of getting on one knee in an Italian piazza and proclaiming your undying love. When my guy farts in front of me all I can think is, I love you too, honey. When you get a warning that it's gonna stink, and you should get away or even leave the room ... this is true love. Plucking Your Chin Hairs When you do this in front of him, or he helpfully reminds you to, or you spend a portion of Saturday morning trimming his ear hair, please tell me where I can send your immersion blender, because sorry, you're married. How does it feel? Fancy, right? Laundering the Other Person's Dirty Drawers If you've done this for someone... YOU'RE MARRIED. There are things seen in this process that cannot be unseen. Anything Non-Sexual Involving the Ass If you've helped your partner with constipation, fetched him more toilet paper mid-poop or listened to his story about his medical enema or the intestinal tear that required stool softeners, you are utterly MARRIED. This is a bond with that person for eternity, like having group sex or accidentally murdering somebody together.


04/12/2010 5:43AM
Signs You Are Already Married (If You Aren't)
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04/13/2010 1:07PM
haha. This is SO TRUE even though I'm not even married yet, but we plan to be!
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