10. The Tooth Fairy - I understand that this movie is for children but that doesn't give a film the right to be this bad.¬† The fact that Billy Crystal and Stephen Merchant (BBC's The Office)¬†were suckered into doing this and put¬†their best foot forward¬†but their talent didn't rub¬†off on¬†The Rock, proved that this movie was lost.
9.¬†Clash of the Titans - If there was ever a movie that was in need of a big-budgeted remake, it's Clash of the Titans.¬† But this was a mess.¬† According to director Louis Leterrier, it was the studio's fault.¬† But for being the first example of how 3D can be so bad it ruins a movie, it deserves to be on the list.
8.¬†Dinner for Schmucks¬†- When you're a remake of an already funny movie, the hard part is done for you.¬† So how to do you screw it up?¬† I guess you have to really try at it.¬† It's even worse when you have comedic pedigree like Steven Carrell, Paul Rudd and Zach Galifinakis.¬† But if the first funny scene in your movie is 80 minutes in...you're a failure.
7.¬†Cop Out - Holy God!¬† Director Kevin Smith even said this movie was feces.¬† Tracy Morgan did a subpar job performing with the corpse of Bruce Willis but Willis managed to infect his apathy virus into everything in the movie.
6.¬†The Tourist - It's always a bad sign when the trailer for¬†a film doesn't talk about what the movie is about but instead just focuses on who is in it.¬† Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie should have higher standards than this, but I have a feeling they just wanted a free vacation.
5. Jonah Hex - This film deserves to be considered one of the worst simply for potentially destroying the momentum the comic book¬†genre has built up.¬† Megan Fox is awful and we can't blame her for being her, but Josh Brolin and John Malkovic have both been nominated for Oscars!¬† Come on, guys!¬† Good thing no one cared about Jonah Hex before this.
4. Nightmare on Elm Street - I'm not such a movie snob that I roll my eyes at every remake that comes down the pike.¬† In fact, I was very excited for this since the original one is great but a little outdated.¬† This was a disaster though.¬† A complete unscary, uninspired mess from beginning to end.
3.¬†Valentine's Day - It's a disgrace when there are so many stars in your movie that their combined net worth is more than 80% of Americans.¬† This was a movie that was a disaster from the first scene to the last.¬† It wasn't funny.¬† It wasn't romantic.¬† It wasn't anything but a tawdry attempt to make a cheap buck off a bad script by packing it with actors¬†that were¬†promised a few days of work and never have to leave L.A.¬† Shame on you...everyone who made this!
2.¬†Sex and the City 2 - Good try at making the worst movie of the year, girls.¬† Sadly you fell short, but that's not due to lack of trying.¬† This movie came so close to destroying the entire SATC legacy in one 130 minute swoop.¬† When you take the main character (New York City) out of the story...you're off to a really bad start.
1.¬†The Book of Eli - If this was an exciting action movie that was directed well I might be able to overlook the awful script.¬† It wasn't.¬† The fact that this movie was about Denzel Washington transporting The Bible across a post-apacalyptic wasteland by slashing and shooting and killing his way to safety is one of the most hypocritical plots of all time.¬† And the fact that the directors threw in a twist at the end that they thought was just so clever, made it the worst movie of the year.¬† Self importance that fails but doesn't recognize that failure is one of the saddest thing in the world.