Jason

Weekday Mornings 5:30a – 10a

Q: Jason, you've said you're from New Jersey, but if that's really true, why don't you sound like you're from New Jersey? 
A: It's simple. I graduated from high school.

Q: Jason, your voice makes you sound really tall. Are you really only 5'7"?

A: Actually, I'm slightly under 5'7", and need a small step stool to reach my bathroom sink.

Q: I'm confused. Are you a pro wrestling fan, or were you an actual pro wrestler?

A: I'm just a pro wrestling fan, but I know where the confusion comes from. I spent all of 1997 living my life as the Junkyard Dog.

Q: Jason, will you give me your home address? I'd love to come over and hang out with you!

A: Katie?

Q: Can you tell us something about you that most people don't know?

A: My body is covered with invisible ink tattoos. Don't believe me? Prove it! You can't!

Q: Jason, if you won the Oscar for Best Actor, who would you thank on stage? 
A: I'd thank my wife, my son, my parents, and of course Seth Rogan. In this fictional answer, Seth Rogan wrote and directed my award winning performance in the film "The Wandering Opossum".

Q: Did you really win?

A: No. As I said, it was a fictional answer.

Q: For real?

A: This feels like a trick question and I don't know how to answer.

Q: Anything else you want to say before we wrap this up?

A: Sure. I'd like to thank every single person who's ever listened to the Wake Up Call! Without you, we wouldn't be here!! Thank you from the bottom of my heart, and don't forget to see "the Wandering Opossum," in theaters never.

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